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Wyd if it’s approaching midnight then, knock knock knock
You open the door and you are greeted by alphonse Areola
Then he’s told you that West Ham United are looking for a striker during the January transfer window since everyone is shit and they are gonna get relegated at this rate, he says they are interested in playing your mum
You think it’s fucking epic and you think you will be celebrating goals scored inside the box’s for players family
Then imagine this, it’s the game West Ham NEED to win to stay up, against Bournemouth. It’s 0-0 and it’s the 95 minute during extra time. Next thing ya know Paqueta sends a CRAZY through ball towards ya marge and she’s running down, everyone stands up ready to celebrate
But for some reason Mavrapanos decides to attempt a backflip, lands on his neck and starts choking.
Your mum is like lightning mqueen in cars 1 basically and stops right as she’s about to score.
She runs back, and gives him mouth to mouth
Then Bournemouth run down and score. Every fans gets up booing
Your dad leaves the family and divorces as your mum was kissing bloody mavrapanos
Then you and your mum, as well as your new stepdad Konstantinos Mavrapanos move into hiding into the remote jungle of the Central African republic
You open the door and you are greeted by alphonse Areola
Then he’s told you that West Ham United are looking for a striker during the January transfer window since everyone is shit and they are gonna get relegated at this rate, he says they are interested in playing your mum
You think it’s fucking epic and you think you will be celebrating goals scored inside the box’s for players family
Then imagine this, it’s the game West Ham NEED to win to stay up, against Bournemouth. It’s 0-0 and it’s the 95 minute during extra time. Next thing ya know Paqueta sends a CRAZY through ball towards ya marge and she’s running down, everyone stands up ready to celebrate
But for some reason Mavrapanos decides to attempt a backflip, lands on his neck and starts choking.
Your mum is like lightning mqueen in cars 1 basically and stops right as she’s about to score.
She runs back, and gives him mouth to mouth
Then Bournemouth run down and score. Every fans gets up booing
Your dad leaves the family and divorces as your mum was kissing bloody mavrapanos
Then you and your mum, as well as your new stepdad Konstantinos Mavrapanos move into hiding into the remote jungle of the Central African republic
