instead of breaking my arm

[ey88]

i will just kill somebody

then i can go to jail and chill in a cell all day

and ill try and sneak in my phone

and i will experience the most thrilling thing of my life before i go

 

[lifeisfinal]

what hes doing is very smart

 

[lifeisfinal]

but its actually very dangerous

 

[AllureBloom]

That’s not going to look good on your criminal record and could cause problems for ya later when you’re looking for jobs

 

[ey88]

That’s not going to look good on your criminal record and could cause problems for ya later when you’re looking for jobs

jobs? whats that?

 

[Schizotypalcel]

and i will experience the most thrilling thing of my life before i go

I don't wanna know what this means and i don't wanna imagine anything either.

 

[ey88]

I don't wanna know what this means and i don't wanna imagine anything either.

just killing someone

i aint doing no ramirez shit

well tbh, im already getting life in prison so why not?

 

[ey88]

That’s not going to look good on your criminal record and could cause problems for ya later when you’re looking for jobs

omfg allurebloom u are a genius

i will get a nasty criminal record so its impossible for me to get a job

thank you!

 

[AllureBloom]

jobs? whats that?

Wife-funded lifestyle?

 

[ey88]

Wife-funded lifestyle?

ideal

@huntercreedblaze arent you rich?

 

[AllureBloom]

ideal

@huntercreedblaze arent you rich?

Girl is gready as hell

 

[ey88]

Girl is gready as hell

i dont need much money

all i need is enough for food and shelter

i can sleep in a closet like harry potter or some shit

and as long as i have my phone to shitpost on forum ill be chilling

 

[huntergirl]

ideal

@huntercreedblaze arent you rich?

Yess no worries

 

[ey88]

Yess no worries

i will actually come to germany if you let me live with you

 

[huntergirl]

i will actually come to germany if you let me live with you

Yh you can we have to share a room tho

 

[ey88]

Yh you can we have to share a room tho

well thats what i was hoping