Journal entry 2

[Monsieur Meow]

Imagine ur an ant and u see a cringe couple having a nice picnic and u see their basket is full of yummy stuff
What would u steal from there

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

the women

 

[Monsieur Meow]

the women

Ur an ant u dumbass how u gonna steal that

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

Ur an ant u dumbass how u gonna steal that

this is why ur unhappy in life u take shit too seriously

 

[cl wannabe]

Imagine ur an ant and u see a cringe couple having a nice picnic and u see their basket is full of yummy stuff
What would u steal from there

an ant can lift 60 times its body weight, so if i cant lift her and steal her than she is not a woman and the couple is gay

 

[Monsieur Meow]

this is why ur unhappy in life u take shit too seriously

Well actually no

 

[Monsieur Meow]

an ant can lift 60 times its body weight, so if i cant lift her and steal her than she is not a woman and the couple is gay

Wait that's kinda smart I never said it was a woman and a man thanks a lot cl wannabe

 

[Monsieur Meow]

Recession there was never a woman to begin with, it's a gay couple

 

[muscipla]

Ur an ant u dumbass how u gonna steal that

ants can carry up to 50x their own bodyweight
assuming 150,000 ants weigh ~4kg, as 1 ant weighs 5 milligrams, and knowing that they can lift 50x their own bw, they could carry 75kg, which is enough to carry a grown woman

 

[muscipla]

an ant can lift 60 times its body weight, so if i cant lift her and steal her than she is not a woman and the couple is gay

exactly

 

[Monsieur Meow]

ants can carry up to 50x their own bodyweight
assuming 150,000 ants weigh ~4kg, as 1 ant weighs 5 milligrams, and knowing that they can lift 50x their own bw, they could carry 75kg, which is enough to carry a grown woman

How is that possible

 

[Demonstrator]

Ur an ant u dumbass how u gonna steal that

I crawl inside her perfect beautiful vagina

 

[muscipla]

How is that possible

idk

 

[Monsieur Meow]

idk

Why have I never seen an ant carry anything big

 

[muscipla]

Why have I never seen an ant carry anything big

ants weigh practically nothing, around 1-5 milligrams
if they can carry 50x their own bw, thats around 50-250mg, which is still 0,25 grams
that could be a piece of a leaf, crumbs, seeds, insects etc

 

[Monsieur Meow]

ants weigh practically nothing, around 1-5 milligrams
if they can carry 50x their own bw, thats around 50-250mg, which is still 0,25 grams
that could be a piece of a leaf, crumbs, seeds, insects etc

Oh I thought u said one ant can carry 75kg

 

[Monsieur Meow]

Sorry !

 

[muscipla]

Oh I thought u said one ant can carry 75kg

150,000 ants would be needed on avg

 

[Monsieur Meow]

150,000 ants would be needed on avg

That's nothing then

 

[cl wannabe]

ants can carry up to 50x their own bodyweight
assuming 150,000 ants weigh ~4kg, as 1 ant weighs 5 milligrams, and knowing that they can lift 50x their own bw, they could carry 75kg, which is enough to carry a grown woman

an ant carries 250mg, we know ants dont go solo so assuming its more than a bunch of ants like 300k ants they can carry 70kg~ weight, so if that doesnt work so the couple is gay

 

[cl wannabe]

150,000 ants would be needed on avg

280-300k not 150k

 

[StuckAsLtb]

Imagine ur an ant and u see a cringe couple having a nice picnic and u see their basket is full of yummy stuff
What would u steal from there

Grapes because I like grapes

 

[Monsieur Meow]

an ant carries 250mg, we know ants dont go solo so assuming its more than a bunch of ants like 300k ants they can carry 70kg~ weight, so if that doesnt work so the couple is gay

B..but women can be over 70kg !

 

[Monsieur Meow]

Grapes because I like grapes

Finally a normal answer
I hope u get lots of yummy grapes today

 

[cl wannabe]

B..but women can be over 70kg !

true cuz i like thick girls but assuming its like a nike ad/eco friendly looking woman then yes she wont be one above 70

 

[cl wannabe]

Imagine ur an ant and u see a cringe couple having a nice picnic and u see their basket is full of yummy stuff
What would u steal from there

jokes aside id steal the coconut, cuz its mad good

 

[Monsieur Meow]

jokes aside id steal the coconut, cuz its mad good

Interesting

 

[Monsieur Meow]

The right answer was that u won't steal anything bc stealing is bad

 

[cl wannabe]

The right answer was that u won't steal anything bc stealing is bad

its never bad when they are cringe

 

[Monsieur Meow]

its never bad when they are cringe

Nice justification iguess