Lavender marriage

[bbylola]

omfgggg I’ll actually bash my head to the wall I’m so done with my parents yet another trip cancelled for no fucking reason ya Allah pls let me meet a gay man in uni I’ll treat him so good I swear all I need is a lavender marriage to get them to hop off my dick all of the sudden they think I’m dealing drugs
Plssss plsss can a gay man come and save me plsssss im pimping myself out to the first gay man I see

 

[doll]

wtf is a lavender marriage?

 

[NewFuckingDay]

Plssss plsss can a gay man come and save me plsssss im pimping myself out to the first gay man I see

 

[Grilldaddy83]

Wdym

 

[bbylola]

wtf is a lavender marriage?

I wanna marry a secretly gay man and I’ll be his beard all he wants

 

[bbylola]

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U don’t understand I need a gay man in my life IM CRYINF REAL TEARS RN

 

[twinkdestroyer]

im a twink

 

[doll]

im a twink

n*****s be doing anything for the e-sex

 

[cindythetvisleaking]

im a twink

Fork found in the kitchen

 

[twinkdestroyer]

n*****s be doing anything for the e-sex

I don't e sex

how can you even do that

 

[swanneo]

wtf is a lavender marriage?

u marry a gay man and ur his beard (his cover for him to be DL)

 

[cindythetvisleaking]

I don't e sex

how can you even do that

Idk both of you touch your tralala and you both say ah ah ah on the video call

 

[twinkdestroyer]

Idk both of you touch your tralala and you both say ah ah ah on the video call

and what are your thoughts on it

 

[drchad]

omfgggg I’ll actually bash my head to the wall I’m so done with my parents yet another trip cancelled for no fucking reason ya Allah pls let me meet a gay man in uni I’ll treat him so good I swear all I need is a lavender marriage to get them to hop off my dick all of the sudden they think I’m dealing drugs
Plssss plsss can a gay man come and save me plsssss im pimping myself out to the first gay man I see

are you asexual or something?

 

[Tumor]

This post is literally about Penis

 

[moggerofhumanity]

Plssss plsss can a gay man come and save me plsssss im pimping myself out to the first gay man I see

 

[Schizotypalcel]

My family thinks I deal drugs and I do deal drugs, live life with no regrets!

 

[cindythetvisleaking]

and what are your thoughts on it

Not my thing tbh but you do you

 

[twinkdestroyer]

My family thinks I deal drugs and I do deal drugs, live life with no regrets!

your family is right then

 

[bbylola]

are you asexual or something?

no I just wanna get my parents off my dick as soon as possible and I don’t want commitment with a man

 

[pompompurino]

a rich gay man preferably

 

[bbylola]

My family thinks I deal drugs and I do deal drugs, live life with no regrets!

seee I could only do that if a gay man lets me rock his world

 

[twinkdestroyer]

cr1st14n preferably

uhmm

 

[pompompurino]

uhmm

@huntergirl yoooo

 

[Schizotypalcel]

seee I could only do that if a gay man lets me rock his world

@penis666999

 

[bbylola]

@huntergirl yoooo

They’re all for the internet bro

 

[twinkdestroyer]

@huntergirl yoooo

imagine cucking with your cousin jfl

 

[drchad]

no I just wanna get my parents off my dick as soon as possible and I don’t want commitment with a man

Well if your in america im here to be that man

 

[twinkdestroyer]

Well if your in america im here to be that man

@penis666999 end this mf

 

[Anxietypilled]

u marry a gay man and ur his beard (his cover for him to be DL)

Lol lavender marriage is when a gay and a lesbian agree to marry each other to be seen as normal by society

 

[Anxietypilled]

omfgggg I’ll actually bash my head to the wall I’m so done with my parents yet another trip cancelled for no fucking reason ya Allah pls let me meet a gay man in uni I’ll treat him so good I swear all I need is a lavender marriage to get them to hop off my dick all of the sudden they think I’m dealing drugs
Plssss plsss can a gay man come and save me plsssss im pimping myself out to the first gay man I see

Why would you get a gay guy

 

[bbylola]

Why would you get a gay guy

Cuz I don’t wanna get married now

 

[Anxietypilled]

Cuz I don’t wanna get married now

What logic is this- just date a straight guy

 

[drchad]

What logic is this- just date a straight guy

I was gonna say this but she cant be that dumb

 

[NewFuckingDay]

I wanna marry a secretly gay man and I’ll be his beard all he wants

That marriage will be so unhappy

 

[drchad]

That marriage will be so unhappy

Not really a gay guy who wants a girl bestfriend/wife to hide from his family hes gay and a girl who doesnt want her parents to dick ride they both are basically just friends who can do what they want

 

[Anxietypilled]

I was gonna say this but she cant be that dumb

Women will unironically date a gay guy before a bi male lol

 

[NewFuckingDay]

Women will unironically date a gay guy before a bi male lol

what is wrong with bi? am I bi? I consider myself cindysexual

 

[Anxietypilled]

what is wrong with bi? am I bi? I consider myself cindysexual

Nothing, it’s just that usually women don’t like bi men

 

[NewFuckingDay]

Nothing, it’s just that usually women don’t like bi men

but why

 

[bbylola]

That marriage will be so unhappy

we’re gonna be two best friends married he can go sleep with men and I can live my life and go to my trip to France with my homegirls

 

[Anxietypilled]

but why

they could be secretly closeted

 

[Darkeningstar]

ramblings

 

[NewFuckingDay]

we’re gonna be two best friends married he can go sleep with men and I can live my life and go to my trip to France with my homegirls

What happens if you fall in love with gay man

 

[bbylola]

What happens if you fall in love with gay man

That’s not gonna happen

 

[NewFuckingDay]

they could be secretly closeted

pike they only like men but larp as bi?

 

[Schizotypalcel]

Shit thread

 

[NewFuckingDay]

That’s not gonna happen

sure bud

 

[Anxietypilled]

pike they only like men but larp as bi?

Yea or experiment with women and leave them

 

[NewFuckingDay]

Yea or experiment with women and leave them

am i a true bisexual cuz i was only first attracted to women?