literally me

[Recession]

When i gymaxx in hopes to at least go from sub3 to ltn but my truecel status genetically blocks me from ascending in any way so i lowkey give up and geomaxx to east Asia where I physique fraud but I feel a sharp pain in my maxilla as across the world a true Bjorn baby was born who was the first ever 8psl ever recorded and his perfect inner light acknowledges my existence and decides to mog me so hard I genuinely evaporate and spawn in incel hell where I'm declared the truest of truecels and become their leader so I can pass down my hopeless genes to form an army of soyjacks to take over agartha

 

[slenderpill]

When i gymaxx in hopes to at least go from sub3 to ltn but my truecel status genetically blocks me from ascending in any way so i lowkey give up and geomaxx to east Asia where I physique fraud but I feel a sharp pain in my maxilla as across the world a true Bjorn baby was born who was the first ever 8psl ever recorded and his perfect inner light acknowledges my existence and decides to mog me so hard I genuinely evaporate and spawn in incel hell where I'm declared the truest of truecels and become their leader so I can pass down my hopeless genes to form an army of soyjacks to take over agartha

sad that i understand this completley

 

[sasalele]

i guess bro