Little side quest

[Deleted Member 87568]

So. I’m studying for my mid terms. Stressed asf. I take a lil break to clean my room because a clean room = cleared mind to me. When I’m done hoovering my flat mate invites me to go grocery shopping with him. I don’t mind that. Cool. We go.

We bump into the girl he’s been fw these past couple weeks. I let them do their ting, not wanting to thirdwheel. She invites the BOTH of us back to her dorm. Okay. I should’ve just gone back home, but honestly I wanted to see where this shit was going, so I agreed to join (also her friends are fine asf I was hoping she could help a n***a out, but most of them have gone home for Christmas already). We’re at her flat’s kitchen, talking about that new season of Stranger things. I haven’t seen shit so I’m kinda quiet just eating and kinda zoning out. She makes a comment about the three of us watching it in her room. Talking about some “Netflix and chill” Brudda. I looked at bro, he was already grinning ear to ear. I’m not tryna do a threesome with a girl my friend really likes though (tbh after that he should know she’s a hoe) anyway I made up a bullshit excuse so I could leave. Plus 2 guys 1 girl is a little gay in my opinion, I’m not tryna see your willy bro

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

Chatgpt summary:

The narrator is stressed studying for midterms, takes a break to clean their room, then goes grocery shopping with a flatmate. They run into a girl the flatmate has been seeing, who invites both of them back to her dorm. Curious, the narrator goes along. While hanging out in the kitchen talking about Stranger Things, the girl suggests the three of them watch it together in her room with “Netflix and chill” vibes. Uncomfortable with the implication and not wanting to cross boundaries with his friend, the narrator makes an excuse and leaves.

 

[Blackpillirony]

So. I’m studying for my mid terms. Stressed asf. I take a lil break to clean my room because a clean room = cleared mind to me. When I’m done hoovering my flat mate invites me to go grocery shopping with him. I don’t mind that. Cool. We go.

We bump into the girl he’s been fw these past couple weeks. I let them do their ting, not wanting to thirdwheel. She invites the BOTH of us back to her dorm. Okay. I should’ve just gone back home, but honestly I wanted to see where this shit was going, so I agreed to join (also her friends are fine asf I was hoping she could help a n***a out, but most of them have gone home for Christmas already). We’re at her flat’s kitchen, talking about that new season of Stranger things. I haven’t seen shit so I’m kinda quiet just eating and kinda zoning out. She makes a comment about the three of us watching it in her room. Talking about some “Netflix and chill” Brudda. I looked at bro, he was already grinning ear to ear. I’m not tryna do a threesome with a girl my friend really likes though (tbh after that he should know she’s a hoe) anyway I made up a bullshit excuse so I could leave. Plus 2 guys 1 girl is a little gay in my opinion, I’m not tryna see your willy bro

JFL

Chatgpt summary:

The narrator is stressed studying for midterms, takes a break to clean their room, then goes grocery shopping with a flatmate. They run into a girl the flatmate has been seeing, who invites both of them back to her dorm. Curious, the narrator goes along. While hanging out in the kitchen talking about Stranger Things, the girl suggests the three of them watch it together in her room with “Netflix and chill” vibes. Uncomfortable with the implication and not wanting to cross boundaries with his friend, the narrator makes an excuse and leaves.

n***a we don't need the IsraelGPT TLDR

 

[fashist]

n***a what a missed opportunity

 

[2Beau]

So. I’m studying for my mid terms. Stressed asf. I take a lil break to clean my room because a clean room = cleared mind to me. When I’m done hoovering my flat mate invites me to go grocery shopping with him. I don’t mind that. Cool. We go.

We bump into the girl he’s been fw these past couple weeks. I let them do their ting, not wanting to thirdwheel. She invites the BOTH of us back to her dorm. Okay. I should’ve just gone back home, but honestly I wanted to see where this shit was going, so I agreed to join (also her friends are fine asf I was hoping she could help a n***a out, but most of them have gone home for Christmas already). We’re at her flat’s kitchen, talking about that new season of Stranger things. I haven’t seen shit so I’m kinda quiet just eating and kinda zoning out. She makes a comment about the three of us watching it in her room. Talking about some “Netflix and chill” Brudda. I looked at bro, he was already grinning ear to ear. I’m not tryna do a threesome with a girl my friend really likes though (tbh after that he should know she’s a hoe) anyway I made up a bullshit excuse so I could leave. Plus 2 guys 1 girl is a little gay in my opinion, I’m not tryna see your willy bro

missed out on being eskimo brothers and true male bonding fr, could’ve done an eiffel tower and high fives.

 

[Blackpillirony]

missed out on being eskimo brothers and true male bonding fr, could’ve done an eiffel tower and high fives.

And bonesmashing

 

[kimothy]

respectful guy

 

[2Beau]

And bonesmashing

Yes could’ve bonesmashed each other while eiffel towering the foid, sush a waste

 

[2Beau]

Yes could’ve bonesmashed each other while eiffel towering the foid, sush a waste

peak looksmaxxing, the increased test from banging with bonesmashing would’ve ascended op to tera true adam

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

n***a what a missed opportunity

I don’t wanna ruin the friendship over a girl. he didn’t say anything but that woulda weirded him out

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

respectful guy

Ty

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

Update he hit that. And he’s mad happy. happy for bro

 

[cindythetvisleaking]

Chatgpt summary:

The narrator is stressed studying for midterms, takes a break to clean their room, then goes grocery shopping with a flatmate. They run into a girl the flatmate has been seeing, who invites both of them back to her dorm. Curious, the narrator goes along. While hanging out in the kitchen talking about Stranger Things, the girl suggests the three of them watch it together in her room with “Netflix and chill” vibes. Uncomfortable with the implication and not wanting to cross boundaries with his friend, the narrator makes an excuse and leaves.

Go study lil n***a