lockdown was traumatic

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

i used to go into the forest most evenings and gang stalk this middle aged dog walker
we were like the only ones there so i would just follow him around cuz i was bored
this was until one day i saw him fuck a plant
this made me go in the morning rather than at evening

 

[Ghoultune]

What kind of Plant?

Did he fuck a Cactus?

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

What kind of Plant?

Did he fuck a Cactus?

no it was like some tall flower
didnt get a good look tho cuz i ran away

 

[Ghoultune]

no it was like some tall flower
didnt get a good look tho cuz i ran away

Why didn’t you Record to blackmail and he can give you infinite Money or you report

 

[Arya]

i used to go into the forest most evenings and gang stalk this middle aged dog walker
we were like the only ones there so i would just follow him around cuz i was bored
this was until one day i saw him fuck a plant
this made me go in the morning rather than at evening

it was traumatic for him

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

Why didn’t you Record to blackmail and he can give you infinite Money or you report

cuz i dont get off to this

 

[Ghoultune]

cuz i dont get off to this

That’s Not what I said

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

it was traumatic for him

i dunno seems like he was having the time of his life

 

[The Centipede]

I was drunk af for years before Lockdown, drunk af during, and drunk af for years after.

It made no difference to me. Didn’t phase me at all.

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

I was drunk af for years before Lockdown, drunk af during, and drunk af for years after.

It made no difference to me. Didn’t phase me at all.

are you the plant fucker

 

[zaycism]

Why fuck Plants When you can Fuuuck your toothbrush

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

Why fuck Plants When you can Fuuuck your toothbrush

this is what eating horse meat does to someone

 

[tami_26]

What happens when u aren’t on a primal diet

 

[zaycism]

this is what eating horse meat does to someone

i Like horse meat. but not the animal. someone Like imad or Damian

 

[tospaks]

i Like horse meat. but not the animal. someone Like imad or Damian

spiritually kazakhstani

 

[zaycism]

spiritually kazakhstani

Shut up greek

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

What happens when u aren’t on a primal diet

NO IM SUCH A VEGAN I VIEW TAPEWORMS AS INNOCENT AND HOUSE THEM IN MY BODY

 

[The Centipede]

Yes

 

[nacerskates]

i used to go into the forest most evenings and gang stalk this middle aged dog walker
we were like the only ones there so i would just follow him around cuz i was bored
this was until one day i saw him fuck a plant
this made me go in the morning rather than at evening

no it wasn’t i was having a blast on my switch

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

no it wasn’t i was having a blast on my switch

werenet using all the free time to the maximum

 

[zaycism]

Hey im going to talk here because im bored

in 33 minutes my dads social media team will be here.

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

Hey im going to talk here because im bored

in 33 minutes my dads social media team will be here.

are they going to record people fucking plants

 

[zaycism]

are they going to record people fucking plants

Should i do that? More flavor for vegans because veggies aren’t tasty.

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

Should i do that? More flavor for vegans because veggies aren’t tasty.

i mean the vegans are gonna die due to malnourishment might make their short life better