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[candycaro]

Just saw some guys profile on bumble and he had a pic of his face there with lines drawn all over and stuff like htn ramus, neutral canthal tilt, positive health indicator etc. written next to it bahahaha. Basically had a full facial analysis on his profile. Even his jaw angle of 57 degrees drawn in. Funny af. Can’t make this shit up. I don’t even know why he swiped me, he’s clearly htn out of my league. Wish I could post it here just cause it’s funny ash but I don’t wanna disrespect privacy.

 

[Deleted Member 86695]

Just saw some guys profile on bumble and he had a pic of his face there with lines drawn all over and stuff like htn ramus, neutral canthal tilt, positive health indicator etc. written next to it bahahaha. Basically had a full facial analysis on his profile. Even his jaw angle of 57 degrees drawn in. Funny af. Can’t make this shit up. I don’t even know why he swiped me, he’s clearly htn out of my league. Wish I could post it here just cause it’s funny ash but I don’t wanna disrespect privacy.

show bru please

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

Just saw some guys profile on bumble and he had a pic of his face there with lines drawn all over and stuff like htn ramus, neutral canthal tilt, positive health indicator etc. written next to it bahahaha. Basically had a full facial analysis on his profile. Even his jaw angle of 57 degrees drawn in. Funny af. Can’t make this shit up. I don’t even know why he swiped me, he’s clearly htn out of my league. Wish I could post it here just cause it’s funny ash but I don’t wanna disrespect privacy.

How is he out of your league you melon

 

[candycaro]

If anyone wants it, write me a pm I can share it privately on discord or something ig

 

[candycaro]

How is he out of your league you melon

Want me to send it to you?

 

[candycaro]

show bru please

Pm

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

Want me to send it to you?

Go ahead

 

[trueceljester]

If anyone wants it, write me a pm I can share it privately on discord or something ig

Yeye

 

[Stardust_]

Just saw some guys profile on bumble and he had a pic of his face there with lines drawn all over and stuff like htn ramus, neutral canthal tilt, positive health indicator etc. written next to it bahahaha. Basically had a full facial analysis on his profile. Even his jaw angle of 57 degrees drawn in. Funny af. Can’t make this shit up. I don’t even know why he swiped me, he’s clearly htn out of my league. Wish I could post it here just cause it’s funny ash but I don’t wanna disrespect privacy.

Who does this IRL

 

[trueceljester]

Who does this IRL

Guarantee u its a ttcel w good genetics too

 

[candycaro]

Guarantee u its a ttcel w good genetics too

It was well done though. I mean he drew in the lines. But yea really good genetics.

 

[Stardust_]

Guarantee u its a ttcel w good genetics too

Yeah I would swipe left

 

[kimothy]

please show me

 

[candycaro]

Yeah I would swipe left

I matched with him but ik he’s not serious about me

 

[candycaro]

please show me

Pm me

 

[Stardust_]

I matched with him but ik he’s not serious about me

Yeah he is just wasting time then

 

[Kingdom of Lotharingia]

Just saw some guys profile on bumble and he had a pic of his face there with lines drawn all over and stuff like htn ramus, neutral canthal tilt, positive health indicator etc. written next to it bahahaha. Basically had a full facial analysis on his profile. Even his jaw angle of 57 degrees drawn in. Funny af. Can’t make this shit up. I don’t even know why he swiped me, he’s clearly htn out of my league. Wish I could post it here just cause it’s funny ash but I don’t wanna disrespect privacy.

At least give him a shot and update us.

 

[candycaro]

At least give him a shot and update us.

The update will be that he ignored me, but fine, will do

 

[Kingdom of Lotharingia]

The update will be that he ignored me, but fine, will do

Sure buddy.

 

[candycaro]

Sure buddy.

He already dry responded me and it’s clear to me based on his facial analysis that he’d consider himself out of my league so let’s be so fr

 

[Kingdom of Lotharingia]

He already dry responded me

What does this mean?

 

[candycaro]

What does this mean?

I texted him first and he just responded with yo. Didn’t say anything to keep the convo going or seemed like he was truly interested

 

[Kingdom of Lotharingia]

I texted him first and he just responded with yo. Didn’t say anything to keep the convo going or seemed like he was truly interested

Yeah, he should have written an essay.

 

[candycaro]

Yeah, he should have written an essay.

I’m not saying that. I have a lot of experience being ignored or rejected. I’m just picking up on signs. We‘ll see who’s gonna be right about this, me or you. I’d be happy if I was wrong.

 

[Kingdom of Lotharingia]

I’m not saying that. I have a lot of experience being ignored or rejected. I’m just picking up on signs. We‘ll see who’s gonna be right about this, me or you. I’d be happy if I was wrong.

Alright!

 

[candycaro]

At least give him a shot and update us.

Despite you denying that it would happen: he ghosted me as expected

 

[Kingdom of Lotharingia]

Despite you denying that it would happen: he ghosted me as expected

Damn must have been a legit chad.

 

[candycaro]

Damn must have been a legit chad.

Not really. Pm me and I’ll send