male icks

[hannah]

@holalola is my inspo
1. men who wake up after me ??
2. drinking matcha
3. playing guitar
4. ufc watchers
5.when theyre cold and STATE IT or start shivering
6. having too many selfies of themselves
7. men who vape (very very gay)
8. posting photo dumps
9. owning a cat
10. getting their instagram account hacked
11. no show socks
12. having a snap account or asking for my snap
13. sneezing multiple times in a row
14. chewing a certain way
15. tying their shoes with bunny ears
16. bad at driving
17. accidentally turning their phone flashlight on
18. too many food allergies
19. getting stomach aches and then saying they have a stomach ache
20. no car
21. men who use thumbs down feature
22. not staying inside like theyre supposed to
give this list a BIG thumbs up if u agree

 

[holalola]

This mogs my list you’re too good

 

[Schizoid]

15. tying their shoes with bunny ears

Problem incel?

 

[neverlookback]

how come im such a unique charismatic chad that im never on these?

 

[hannah]

This mogs my list you’re too good

i try i try

 

[holalola]

cat owning men r a nightmare

 

[Schizoid]

9. owning a cat

Wtf did my little runt do to you?

this list is just, just, bullshit.

 

[kahuro]

having too many selfies of themselves

touche

 

[holalola]

Wtf did my little runt do to you?

this list is just, just, bullshit.

no cuz a cat to a man is jewelry to women

 

[hannah]

Wtf did my little runt do to you?

this list is just, just, bullshit.

i dont make the rules sorry!!

 

[dontmindme]

@holalola is my inspo
1. men who wake up after me ??
2. drinking matcha
3. playing guitar
4. ufc watchers
5.when theyre cold and STATE IT or start shivering
6. having too many selfies of themselves
7. men who vape (very very gay)
8. posting photo dumps
9. owning a cat
10. getting their instagram account hacked
11. no show socks
12. having a snap account or asking for my snap
13. sneezing multiple times in a row
14. chewing a certain way
15. tying their shoes with bunny ears
16. bad at driving
17. accidentally turning their phone flashlight on
18. too many food allergies
give this list a BIG thumbs up if u agree

Guitar is such an L
Someone hacked my account and leaked nudes of mine when I was 14- not my fault. Another L
Vape one is valid
Snapchat one is valid
Flashlight one is stupid. L

No thumbs up for you, I don’t agree

 

[NewFuckingDay]

1. men who wake up after me ??

im cooked

5.when theyre cold and STATE IT or start shivering

im cooked

9. owning a cat

future me is cooked

15. tying their shoes with bunny ears

im cooked

16. bad at driving

i dont have a car i spend all my money on roids

 

[Schizoid]

no cuz a cat to a man is jewelry to women

My little baby cat will not be the down fall to these icks

 

[holalola]

no cuz a cat to a man is jewelry to women

Wtf did my little runt do to you?

this list is just, just, bullshit.

Ok I take it back schizoid

 

[TonyDr]

@holalola is my inspo
1. men who wake up after me ??
2. drinking matcha
3. playing guitar
4. ufc watchers
5.when theyre cold and STATE IT or start shivering
6. having too many selfies of themselves
7. men who vape (very very gay)
8. posting photo dumps
9. owning a cat
10. getting their instagram account hacked
11. no show socks
12. having a snap account or asking for my snap
13. sneezing multiple times in a row
14. chewing a certain way
15. tying their shoes with bunny ears
16. bad at driving
17. accidentally turning their phone flashlight on
18. too many food allergies
give this list a BIG thumbs up if u agree

Nah but let's be real, the real ick about men = they breath oxygen eeeeewwww they're alive eeewwww die die die die

 

[hannah]

Nah but let's be real, the real ick about men = they breath oxygen eeeeewwww they're alive eeewwww die die die die

ughh so true ur rifht

 

[Schizoid]

Nah but let's be real, the real ick about men = they breath oxygen eeeeewwww they're alive eeewwww die die die die

like wtf did my pet cat do.

He's adorable as fuck, and he's a ick? Women are pure evil...

 

[holalola]

Nah but let's be real, the real ick about men = they breath oxygen eeeeewwww they're alive eeewwww die die die die

exactly… like why r u breathing mother nature’s air?? Imagine relying on a woman like a deadbeat

 

[neymar]

Owning a cat? Your people literally eat cats talkin bout owning a cat

 

[lifelover]

@holalola is my inspo
1. men who wake up after me ??
2. drinking matcha
3. playing guitar
4. ufc watchers
5.when theyre cold and STATE IT or start shivering
6. having too many selfies of themselves
7. men who vape (very very gay)
8. posting photo dumps
9. owning a cat
10. getting their instagram account hacked
11. no show socks
12. having a snap account or asking for my snap
13. sneezing multiple times in a row
14. chewing a certain way
15. tying their shoes with bunny ears
16. bad at driving
17. accidentally turning their phone flashlight on
18. too many food allergies
19. getting stomach aches and then saying they have a stomach ache
give this list a BIG thumbs up if u agree

sounds like a cute guy ngl

 

[neymar]

like wtf did my pet cat do.

He's adorable as fuck, and he's a ick? Women are pure evil...

Her family eats them

 

[hannah]

i dont have a car

YUP thats number 20

 

[holalola]

@sundriedtomatoes add men who use the dislike feature

 

[neymar]

@sundriedtomatoes add men who use the dislike feature

Target me one more time

 

[Deleted Member 68760]

yeah, regarding 19, i cant believe i used to borderline brag with having been ill and having health issues when i was younger

there is absolutely nothing cute or positive in the girls' eyes about it. even if you look very good, you don't want "ill" in anyone's perception of you as a male. injured or wounded, sometimes, depending on the circumstances, but having legit genetic-related health issues is a huge failo

 

[hannah]

sounds like a cute guy ngl

noo

 

[holalola]

Target me one more time

or

 

[TonyDr]

exactly… like why r u breathing mother nature’s air?? Imagine relying on a woman like a deadbeat

ughh so true ur rifht

Can both of you start dating women rn Let these men alone

Women are pure evil...

 

[hannah]

@sundriedtomatoes add men who use the dislike feature

anything for you

 

[neymar]

or

Ill turn you into meat and feed you to my cat

 

[hannah]

Can both of you start dating women rn Let these men alone

no im not lesbian men are hot

 

[hannah]

i wish thwre was like a man who looks like a man and acts like a man but has the soul of a girl but like not gay

 

[holalola]

no im not lesbian men are hot

I wish men were real

 

[TonyDr]

i wish thwre was like a man who looks like a man and acts like a man but has the soul of a girl but like not gay

Explain your theory with words & examples

 

[hannah]

Explain your theory with words & examples

oh yeah i will, basically its

 

[lifelover]

i wish thwre was like a man who looks like a man and acts like a man but has the soul of a girl but like not gay

i would say bi guys but they’re just degen

 

[rand anon]

What’s wrong with liking matcha

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

@holalola is my inspo
1. men who wake up after me ??
2. drinking matcha
3. playing guitar
4. ufc watchers
5.when theyre cold and STATE IT or start shivering
6. having too many selfies of themselves
7. men who vape (very very gay)
8. posting photo dumps
9. owning a cat
10. getting their instagram account hacked
11. no show socks
12. having a snap account or asking for my snap
13. sneezing multiple times in a row
14. chewing a certain way
15. tying their shoes with bunny ears
16. bad at driving
17. accidentally turning their phone flashlight on
18. too many food allergies
19. getting stomach aches and then saying they have a stomach ache
20. no car
21. men who use thumbs down feature
give this list a BIG thumbs up if u agree

hi do you have snapchat? My IG got hacked because I tried to charge my vape on my phone... I want to show you my cat

 

[Incognito]

@holalola is my inspo
1. men who wake up after me ??
2. drinking matcha
3. playing guitar
4. ufc watchers
5.when theyre cold and STATE IT or start shivering
6. having too many selfies of themselves
7. men who vape (very very gay)
8. posting photo dumps
9. owning a cat
10. getting their instagram account hacked
11. no show socks
12. having a snap account or asking for my snap
13. sneezing multiple times in a row
14. chewing a certain way
15. tying their shoes with bunny ears
16. bad at driving
17. accidentally turning their phone flashlight on
18. too many food allergies
19. getting stomach aches and then saying they have a stomach ache
20. no car
21. men who use thumbs down feature
give this list a BIG thumbs up if u agree

Male ick these days
•Breathing•

 

[hannah]

Male ick these days
•Breathing•

gosh i shouldve added that

 

[delilahjones]

mogs lola’s list hard ngl

 

[delilahjones]

apart from the guitar actually ur so wrong for that ngl

 

[hannah]

mogs lola’s list hard ngl

holalola is unmoggable

 

[hannah]

apart from the guitar actually ur so wrong for that ngl

name ONE bad take

 

[delilahjones]

name ONE bad take

bro playing guitar is cool and takes a lot of dedication, a lot of people who i meet through my band are really cultured and kind

 

[slopslinger]

1. wakes up after her? a king who values rest.


2. drinking matcha? healthy and hot. get a man who knows his antioxidants.


3. plays guitar? sorry he made you feel something.


4. watches ufc? passionate, disciplined, possibly shredded.


5. says he’s cold? what do you want telepathy?


6. too many selfies? confident.


7. vapes? still not "very very gay."


8. posts photo dumps? modern scrapbooking get with it.


9. owns a cat? emotionally available and hygienic.


10. got hacked? that’s just victim blaming


11. no show socks? he’s stylish. you’re judgemental


12. has snap? this one's valid


13. sneezes a lot? what is he supposed to do sneeze less??


14. chews weird? you’re looking too hard.


15. bunny ears to tie shoes? the only correct way


16. bad at driving? let her drive. equality, bitch.


17. flashlight mishap? he’s human bruh.


18. food allergies? sorry he can’t die over your pesto.


19. stomach ache? man shares his feelings and this is the thanks?


20. no car? public transit ally.

 

[David]

9. owning a cat

 

[hannah]

bro playing guitar is cool and takes a lot of dedication, a lot of people who i meet through my band are really cultured and kind

dont take the list srsly i was kidding for a bunch of them, its rly cool if u play guitar, i used to play

 

[delilahjones]

dont take the list srsly i was kidding for a bunch of them, its rly cool if u play guitar, i used to play

oh ok and thank u

 

[hannah]

1. wakes up after her? a king who values rest.


2. drinking matcha? healthy and hot. get a man who knows his antioxidants.


3. plays guitar? sorry he made you feel something.


4. watches ufc? passionate, disciplined, possibly shredded.


5. says he’s cold? what do you want telepathy?


6. too many selfies? confident.


7. vapes? still not "very very gay."


8. posts photo dumps? modern scrapbooking get with it.


9. owns a cat? emotionally available and hygienic.


10. got hacked? that’s just victim blaming


11. no show socks? he’s stylish. you’re judgemental


12. has snap? this one's valid


13. sneezes a lot? what is he supposed to do sneeze less??


14. chews weird? you’re looking too hard.


15. bunny ears to tie shoes? the only correct way


16. bad at driving? let her drive. equality, bitch.


17. flashlight mishap? he’s human bruh.


18. food allergies? sorry he can’t die over your pesto.


19. stomach ache? man shares his feelings and this is the thanks?


20. no car? public transit ally.

oh yeah girl u clocked me there