Icrylavender
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The today my mother finally popped the question and asked if it really was me that those fucking atrocious amount of cans were coming from because I had told her it was coming from my friends that drank them - despite the fact that its genuinely goyslop its like the only "bad" thing i injest because like I have high testosterone or whatever. She wasnt even like mad she just kept talking about how its gonna give me a heart attack despite the fact she drinks around 3 cups of coffee on average ig. Shes asking me to research and find the bad side affects, I have read actual articles about ts and shes watched like 2 Facebook videos and 3 tiktoks about how my like liver is gonna Harlem shake every time I drink a monster - that 1-2 monsters on average a week cancels out my 1.5 hours of cardio like 4-6x a week, 10k steps a day, yoga, pilates and barre + very healthy diet summer lock in is gonna get canceled out by me drinking a sugar free monster now and then. She also larps being russian cultured. NOW the household of both of us + mentally brain damaged cat are orthodox Christian and she literally said "Luciferians pray over the vats of monster drink in those factories no joke" this is genuinely one of the most normal things shes conspired about I am not joking.
