MONKEYMAXXING IS FUCKING LAW

[lowtiersubhuman]

DNR IF YOUR NOT SWINGING FROM YOUR RAFTERS LIKE A MONKEY ON VINES
DNR IF YOU DONT JUMO OFF OF STUFF ONTO YOUR PULLUP BAR
DNR IF YOU DONT BE EATING BANANA
DNR IF YOU DONT BE MONKEYMAXXING
I BEAT MY FUCKING CHEST AND GO HOO HOO HOO HOO CUZ IM A CHAD MONKEY

 

[junebug]

DNR IF YOU DONT BE EATING BANANA

looksmaxxing meta you're getting potassium

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

looksmaxxing meta you're getting potassium

DNR I BE GETTING THST MONKY BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH ME OOH OOH AHH AHH