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clickbait title some are whores but anyway
can't sleep so I'll just write a random essay on fictional women I'd smash.
1- Genormica
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Hear me out, she became tall, very tall, yes, but dam this is quality wife material. She becomes x100 bigger (while keeping her proportions very important) and still wants to marry Derreck while she could get some monster dih.
And if we're talking about some bed action you can try a lot of weird things + I know people are into giantess shit so here you go.
I'll give her a solid 9/10 because she could litterally kill you between her thighs though.
excellent choice if you want a tall + loyal woman.
with a radioactive puh you could have kryptonian offspring as well. Or Stephen king's. It's a gamble to take.
2 - Fiona (human form)
Ogre form is not my thing. But if you prefer green stinky sub5 who am I to judge. She is TrueStacy, lives by medieval rules so you can abuse her freely and let her cook for you. She's a real one because she still goes for an ogre instead of Chadlite Charming.
BUT she stays a foid since height matters for her. You're not gonna convince me she would have went for shrek if Charming was 7'0 like him. Just look at how she treated my short king in the first movie. All excited and all until she saw how short he was. Justice for Farquaad. Also, she gave up on the Happily Ever After potion because shrek would pull all the kingdom because Chad does what Chad wants. She wanted to keep him for herself out of fear and jealousy (or missed green badonker or whatever) so she stays a sl*t for this.
7/10
3 -
11/10
4 - Eve + Joi
They're fucking clankers but don't say a word to me because you and I know hypergamy will leave us GorlockTheDestroyer type women so why not get cutie robot ?
Same goes for Joi in bladerunner, you could have a harem of Ana de Armas just for a couple thousands bucks.
Free non-stop oxytocin + no hypergamy problem.
100/10
5 - Jasmine
Wouldn't mix with Muslim but hey, you could have a lot of women and she wouldn't say a word. Abusing her as well because of muslim+medieval era... Anyway I'm starting to realize I pick the most abusable ones. Strangely alarming.
2/10 because muslim
6 - Belle
Exact same scenario with fiona : a sparkle of light in me tells me she settles for sub5 beast because of personnality and heart, turning him into Chad as a reward from Gandy because of her personnality<all mindset.
But hey it's probably because of height and huge badonker. Foids will be Foids.
10/10 if she thinks a great personnality beats looks
0/10 otherwise foid.
7 -
Go fuck yourselves. I know some of you immediatly got somewhat confused or perhaps grossed. This will be held against me some day but I'd smash her alien puh any day.
Some of you guys hang up with men and jack off to futa so let me have some degeneracy as well.
Pretty and perfect + cringe baby talk to raise oxytocin : 10/10
8 - Daphne
I mean this girl is a universal boy boner activator
First time reading this ? Me too I find it funny as well.
10/10
Isn't she a minor in the show btw ? Hold on...
Thank you for reading this slop, gave it all I have if you had a good laugh it will make me happy, just know I'm a 99% serious about everything dicusted here. And no the 1% joling part is not about my hate for muslims just so you know.
You guys agree ? What is in your opinion the most smashable fictional females ?
can't sleep so I'll just write a random essay on fictional women I'd smash.
1- Genormica
View attachment 389985
Hear me out, she became tall, very tall, yes, but dam this is quality wife material. She becomes x100 bigger (while keeping her proportions very important) and still wants to marry Derreck while she could get some monster dih.
And if we're talking about some bed action you can try a lot of weird things + I know people are into giantess shit so here you go.
I'll give her a solid 9/10 because she could litterally kill you between her thighs though.
excellent choice if you want a tall + loyal woman.
with a radioactive puh you could have kryptonian offspring as well. Or Stephen king's. It's a gamble to take.
2 - Fiona (human form)
Ogre form is not my thing. But if you prefer green stinky sub5 who am I to judge. She is TrueStacy, lives by medieval rules so you can abuse her freely and let her cook for you. She's a real one because she still goes for an ogre instead of Chadlite Charming.
BUT she stays a foid since height matters for her. You're not gonna convince me she would have went for shrek if Charming was 7'0 like him. Just look at how she treated my short king in the first movie. All excited and all until she saw how short he was. Justice for Farquaad. Also, she gave up on the Happily Ever After potion because shrek would pull all the kingdom because Chad does what Chad wants. She wanted to keep him for herself out of fear and jealousy (or missed green badonker or whatever) so she stays a sl*t for this.
7/10
3 -
11/10
4 - Eve + Joi
They're fucking clankers but don't say a word to me because you and I know hypergamy will leave us GorlockTheDestroyer type women so why not get cutie robot ?
Same goes for Joi in bladerunner, you could have a harem of Ana de Armas just for a couple thousands bucks.
Free non-stop oxytocin + no hypergamy problem.
100/10
5 - Jasmine
Wouldn't mix with Muslim but hey, you could have a lot of women and she wouldn't say a word. Abusing her as well because of muslim+medieval era... Anyway I'm starting to realize I pick the most abusable ones. Strangely alarming.
2/10 because muslim
6 - Belle
Exact same scenario with fiona : a sparkle of light in me tells me she settles for sub5 beast because of personnality and heart, turning him into Chad as a reward from Gandy because of her personnality<all mindset.
But hey it's probably because of height and huge badonker. Foids will be Foids.
10/10 if she thinks a great personnality beats looks
0/10 otherwise foid.
7 -
Go fuck yourselves. I know some of you immediatly got somewhat confused or perhaps grossed. This will be held against me some day but I'd smash her alien puh any day.
Some of you guys hang up with men and jack off to futa so let me have some degeneracy as well.
Pretty and perfect + cringe baby talk to raise oxytocin : 10/10
8 - Daphne
I mean this girl is a universal boy boner activator
First time reading this ? Me too I find it funny as well.
10/10
Isn't she a minor in the show btw ? Hold on...
Thank you for reading this slop, gave it all I have if you had a good laugh it will make me happy, just know I'm a 99% serious about everything dicusted here. And no the 1% joling part is not about my hate for muslims just so you know.
You guys agree ? What is in your opinion the most smashable fictional females ?
