My autism in a 2 night school trip

[Mr. Torres]

We went on a 2 night school trip, and everything was normal up to the first night, in which I brought my school laptop out of my bag and started playing "animal sounds". A guy who should be in 10th but is in 9th triee to beat me after I put an elephant sound full volume at his ear when he was sleeping.

That was wednesday night, and in thursday morning we did padel surf. Nothing weird there, if I remember correctly.
Then it's thursday afternoon, and I am doing nothing. All normal.

Then it was today, friday. We did kayak and I took a swim in the sea. I also seem to be the strongest since I can both win against every kid in my room in armwrestling (some are strong) and win in a race against a 3 man kayak by myself.
I also turned our kayak upside down, and one guy had pants on instead of swimwear.

Then we prepared to leave. We couldn't shower in the rooms we slept in because we already logged out of them. So we, both boys & girls went to shower (to take off sea water from our hair & body) in a room (both genders same room) with 3 showers & 2 toilets. They were individual. When it was my trun to shower, my autism made me shower with a cotton tshirt on, same I took to kayac.
When I finished showering, I went to the toilet to change my swimwear & shirt. I heard friends outside saying something about Pau Torres (my name). I ignored it so hard. Then I realised my 5'99€ underpants were outside, and I went to grab them. Well I was naked except for a fucking white t-shirt that covered half of my duck. So my dickey seemed smaller than usual to my friends and some girls... And it WAS a FUKING LOT smaller than usual. The cold sea water, the swimwear so tight that it pushed my cock inside... It reminded me of when I swam in 6th grade... But maybe it was smaller than EVEN THEN.
So cold& so fuxing tight swimwear.
My dick was micro ™. Also, when I went for my underpants, I was doing little jumps like I was Haidi, so a little more than 3 or 4 cm thingy was bouncing up & down. I did not realise I was naked so after grabbing the underpants I stopped to talk to a friend. That mofo had it all planned

An autistic girl was traumatized, and some LTB's looked at me with a lil bit of wtf in her face.
My friends did not laugh nor mention that. Neither of the two did. They are fucking Magic The Gathering players and got along with those LTB's I was talking about.

Then I had a weird feeling, just before eating lunch. I asked my friend group if I went naked (didn't know I did), and one of them said he saw my micro ahh boy. ... Ahhhhhhh.... I had accelerated heartbeat for some 2 hours... Still feeling unwell, and it happened 4 hours ago.



TLDR, my friends have stopped calling me "Torres" (my cool surname, which means "towers") or Tulas (a certain word phonetically similar to my surname which means "Dick".
They now call me Tulitas (diminutive for Tulas; diminute Tula...)
They now call me Tulas petitas (small Tulas)
They now call me Torre petita (small tower)

...
Fuck ahhh im done
I feel like shit, like:

Ahh well but the girl who is an low stacylite to very high htn doesnt seem to give q shit abt this. Probably bc she doesnt know abt it yet.
She likes me and I like her a bit, but I dont really know what she's like bc i dont talk to girls at all. I do know shes nice and a bit over 1'60

Also there were some nice looking 5th graders who came to sleep at the same place as us, one was cute and pretty

Fuck ahh shit.
9th graders all look bad. 8th, 10th and 7th are gawd bruv. Have some 10th who like me & look good and a 8th who is a 10th's sister. There is a very pretty 7th tho. Imma put up a photo in a comment to this thread.

 

[97baHater]

Woahh buddy you expect me to read all this shi? Come on man this ain’t wattpad

 

[ratedLTN]

Guys I'm gonna do it I'm gonna read this shit

 

[97baHater]

DNR, 0, not a single molecule, not a single atom, nothing, nada, rien, walou

 

[dextermogin]

Also there were some nice looking 5th graders who came to sleep at the same place as us, one was cute and pretty

im calling the police

 

[Mr. Torres]

The girl in question is in the photo below.

I also found some autistic 12th graders working on a video for english class. I had 5 or more pigtails on me in that moment. They asked me if I could speak english, and I said "ahhh yes yes". Then they asked (I think) me some shit in french and I didnt understand shit. Then they asked me if I was spanish and I said: "si, si."
The girl gave me the most hateful look and the 2 guys just laughed. The blue paint on his face and a fake big ass mustache asked me if I wanted to film a scene. I said yes, we talked some more and then I left.
I was eating fucking plastic bag of the most integral cereals that I could find, and a friend put some fucking milk in it. We went to salute people and show them my autism ( putting my hand in a bag full of cereals with milk and having a fuxking ton of ponttails on.)
Some people, especially a musulman man looked at me badly, like I had 34 iq. But a german woman started to lift her head like saluting me, then I lifted my head back at her and we did that shit a bunch of times. I thought about paying some respect to the third reich, but I just waved at her & left.

Last of all, I went back with a friend to film a scene with those people trying to enter university. They didn't seem to give a shit abt life and grades, and told us to say who we are abd what we do.


"We are nigerians", said my friend forcing his worst accent.

"And what do you do in life?" Asked an autistic 12th grader.

"Long long travel", said mr friend, making a reference to a certain british act.

"Work work?", asked mr autistic.

"Construction workers", said friend, meaning that it's all that the n*****s who come on a rundown ship to illegally immigrate to spain work as.

"Cotton cotton", said me.

Then we shaked hands and they talked in catalan, saying: "Molt bé, ja està." Meaning: "very good, stop."

They wrote the name of their youtube channel in which they'll be putting the full video along with our scene. I will write a comment with its name.

 

[TonyTheLooksmaxxDR]

didn't read because it seems illegal + i'm disappointed in spanish men

 

[cookie-cel]

Seems too long for my attention span

 

[Incognito]

We went on a 2 night school trip, and everything was normal up to the first night, in which I brought my school laptop out of my bag and started playing "animal sounds". A guy who should be in 10th but is in 9th triee to beat me after I put an elephant sound full volume at his ear when he was sleeping.

That was wednesday night, and in thursday morning we did padel surf. Nothing weird there, if I remember correctly.
Then it's thursday afternoon, and I am doing nothing. All normal.

Then it was today, friday. We did kayak and I took a swim in the sea. I also seem to be the strongest since I can both win against every kid in my room in armwrestling (some are strong) and win in a race against a 3 man kayak by myself.
I also turned our kayak upside down, and one guy had pants on instead of swimwear.

Then we prepared to leave. We couldn't shower in the rooms we slept in because we already logged out of them. So we, both boys & girls went to shower (to take off sea water from our hair & body) in a room (both genders same room) with 3 showers & 2 toilets. They were individual. When it was my trun to shower, my autism made me shower with a cotton tshirt on, same I took to kayac.
When I finished showering, I went to the toilet to change my swimwear & shirt. I heard friends outside saying something about Pau Torres (my name). I ignored it so hard. Then I realised my 5'99€ underpants were outside, and I went to grab them. Well I was naked except for a fucking white t-shirt that covered half of my duck. So my dickey seemed smaller than usual to my friends and some girls... And it WAS a FUKING LOT smaller than usual. The cold sea water, the swimwear so tight that it pushed my cock inside... It reminded me of when I swam in 6th grade... But maybe it was smaller than EVEN THEN.
So cold& so fuxing tight swimwear.
My dick was micro ™. Also, when I went for my underpants, I was doing little jumps like I was Haidi, so a little more than 3 or 4 cm thingy was bouncing up & down. I did not realise I was naked so after grabbing the underpants I stopped to talk to a friend. That mofo had it all planned

An autistic girl was traumatized, and some LTB's looked at me with a lil bit of wtf in her face.
My friends did not laugh nor mention that. Neither of the two did. They are fucking Magic The Gathering players and got along with those LTB's I was talking about.

Then I had a weird feeling, just before eating lunch. I asked my friend group if I went naked (didn't know I did), and one of them said he saw my micro ahh boy. ... Ahhhhhhh.... I had accelerated heartbeat for some 2 hours... Still feeling unwell, and it happened 4 hours ago.



TLDR, my friends have stopped calling me "Torres" (my cool surname, which means "towers") or Tulas (a certain word phonetically similar to my surname which means "Dick".
They now call me Tulitas (diminutive for Tulas; diminute Tula...)
They now call me Tulas petitas (small Tulas)
They now call me Torre petita (small tower)

...
Fuck ahhh im done
I feel like shit, like:

Ahh well but the girl who is an low stacylite to very high htn doesnt seem to give q shit abt this. Probably bc she doesnt know abt it yet.
She likes me and I like her a bit, but I dont really know what she's like bc i dont talk to girls at all. I do know shes nice and a bit over 1'60

Also there were some nice looking 5th graders who came to sleep at the same place as us, one was cute and pretty

Fuck ahh shit.
9th graders all look bad. 8th, 10th and 7th are gawd bruv. Have some 10th who like me & look good and a 8th who is a 10th's sister. There is a very pretty 7th tho. Imma put up a photo in a comment to this thread.

Worst imaginable scenario

 

[choripan]

Bro how do you manage to go out with your dick in the air what the helll