My Birthday

[The Centipede]

@Arya @HerculesJr. @zero @GermanAngel @benny @chudlite658 @junebug @ClavicuIar @thushebecame

It’s my birthday tomorrow.

If I don’t get a Happy Birthday message in the morning, you and you’re whole fucking families are getting slimed.

I missed tagging a few fuckers, but I’m dizzy. Too much sun and alcohol.

Any other fucker, tag them. It’s a big day. And I need my medicine.

 

[junebug]

@Arya @HerculesJr. @zero @GermanAngel @benny @chudlite658 @junebug @ClavicuIar @thushebecame

It’s my birthday tomorrow.

If I don’t get a Happy Birthday message in the morning, you and you’re whole fucking families are getting slimed.

I missed tagging a few fuckers, but I’m dizzy. Too much sun and alcohol.

Any other fucker, tag them. It’s a big day. And I need my medicine.

happy early birthday!!! I'll do my best to remember for tomorrow

 

[Aryy]

happy birthday in advance

 

[Caterpillar]

happy birthday centipede

 

[The Centipede]

If your parents tell you it’s weird being friends with me, show them this.

Magic will pacify their ignorance.

 

[benny]

happy early birthday goat

 

[zero]

happy birthday in advance my glorious king

 

[HerculesJr.]

@Arya @HerculesJr. @zero @GermanAngel @benny @chudlite658 @junebug @ClavicuIar @thushebecame

It’s my birthday tomorrow.

If I don’t get a Happy Birthday message in the morning, you and you’re whole fucking families are getting slimed.

I missed tagging a few fuckers, but I’m dizzy. Too much sun and alcohol.

Any other fucker, tag them. It’s a big day. And I need my medicine.

Hey everyone! Let's all go to @The Centipede 's big birthday bash! Heyo!

 

[thushebecame]

We goin to the strip club for the party right?

 

[LeoK]

Happy birthday

 

[thushebecame]

Ay wait when is it tmr for you, timezones broski

 

[The Centipede]

Ay wait when is it tmr for you, timezones broski

27th, but I may be dead by then.

My professor asked some Chimes girls to go looking for me today because I was absent. I intend to be absent for the next week or so.

Haaaaaa

 

[thushebecame]

27th, but I may be dead by then.

My professor asked some Chimes girls to go looking for me today because I was absent. I intend to be absent for the next week or so.

Haaaaaa

Meant how many hours broski, Fym you may be dead by then?

 

[The Centipede]

My mum said I probably won’t be dead from kidney failure by the morning. I’m going to try it.

 

[The Centipede]

Meant how many hours broski, Fym you may be dead by then?

About four. Hopefully I’ll have drowned in vomit and Scotch by then.

 

[Ben07]

@Arya @HerculesJr. @zero @GermanAngel @benny @chudlite658 @junebug @ClavicuIar @thushebecame

It’s my birthday tomorrow.

If I don’t get a Happy Birthday message in the morning, you and you’re whole fucking families are getting slimed.

I missed tagging a few fuckers, but I’m dizzy. Too much sun and alcohol.

Any other fucker, tag them. It’s a big day. And I need my medicine.

fuck you and your birthday

 

[thushebecame]

fuck you and your birthday

 

[The Centipede]

I’m not stopping until I achieve total oesophageal failure

 

[thushebecame]

About four. Hopefully I’ll have drowned in vomit and Scotch by then.

Nah man rock it out for a lil we’ll all have a little party for you

 

[Ben07]

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you telling me u dont wanna get fucked on your birtday? chud

 

[The Centipede]

fuck you and your birthday

I’m going to r**e your kids.

 

[thushebecame]

I’m going to r**e your kids.

The Michael Jackson reference from earlier makes sense now

 

[The Centipede]

I’m joking. I’m off on one.

 

[Ben07]

I’m going to r**e your kids.

only kids i got r dried up in my socks

 

[The Centipede]

only kids i got r dried up in my socks

Give them to me, I’m going to chew that shit like Juicy Fruit.

 

[The Centipede]

My mum said she can get Stevie Nicks to sing live at our house at some point in August.

So I need to stop the throat bleeding until then at least.

 

[Rololongs]

@Arya @HerculesJr. @zero @GermanAngel @benny @chudlite658 @junebug @ClavicuIar @thushebecame

It’s my birthday tomorrow.

If I don’t get a Happy Birthday message in the morning, you and you’re whole fucking families are getting slimed.

I missed tagging a few fuckers, but I’m dizzy. Too much sun and alcohol.

Any other fucker, tag them. It’s a big day. And I need my medicine.

Happy early birthday wish you many more years

 

[batluvr158]

@Arya @HerculesJr. @zero @GermanAngel @benny @chudlite658 @junebug @ClavicuIar @thushebecame

It’s my birthday tomorrow.

If I don’t get a Happy Birthday message in the morning, you and you’re whole fucking families are getting slimed.

I missed tagging a few fuckers, but I’m dizzy. Too much sun and alcohol.

Any other fucker, tag them. It’s a big day. And I need my medicine.

happy birthday, hope your legal

 

[HerculesJr.]

@Arya @HerculesJr. @zero @GermanAngel @benny @chudlite658 @junebug @ClavicuIar @thushebecame

It’s my birthday tomorrow.

If I don’t get a Happy Birthday message in the morning, you and you’re whole fucking families are getting slimed.

I missed tagging a few fuckers, but I’m dizzy. Too much sun and alcohol.

Any other fucker, tag them. It’s a big day. And I need my medicine.

 

[rand anon]

Happy birthday bro

 

[Evilemofoid]

happy birthday sir centipede
ill shot of straight vodka in ur honor

 

[The Centipede]

This is my day. MY DAY.

There’s nothing that Grand-Papa or Barbra Streisand can do to stop me at this point.

 

[The Centipede]

The only girl I can ever marry.

 

[junebug]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[chudlite67]

@Arya @HerculesJr. @zero @GermanAngel @benny @chudlite658 @junebug @ClavicuIar @thushebecame

It’s my birthday tomorrow.

If I don’t get a Happy Birthday message in the morning, you and you’re whole fucking families are getting slimed.

I missed tagging a few fuckers, but I’m dizzy. Too much sun and alcohol.

Any other fucker, tag them. It’s a big day. And I need my medicine.

happy birthday centipede hope you have the best day
enjoy 40!

 

[ClavicuIar]

@Arya @HerculesJr. @zero @GermanAngel @benny @chudlite658 @junebug @ClavicuIar @thushebecame

It’s my birthday tomorrow.

If I don’t get a Happy Birthday message in the morning, you and you’re whole fucking families are getting slimed.

I missed tagging a few fuckers, but I’m dizzy. Too much sun and alcohol.

Any other fucker, tag them. It’s a big day. And I need my medicine.

Happy birthday

 

[The Centipede]

Happy birthday

Thanks mate.