My dad is low-key raising my cortisol

[s3amoonbear]

He wants me to go to Egypt and says we know no one and have no connections in Indonesia, good thing we know a guy that I know has connections in Indonesia cuz if I have to go to Egypt Imma be mad, ngl I would still be happy but I want Indonesian village baddies and if I go to Egypt I'm not gonna get no baddies cuz they don't even play dat shit

 

[Deleted Member 80486]

n***a i'm confused what the actual living fuck are you and where do you live, you look puerto rican or something to me, I always assumed you were just some dominican black or smth

 

[s3amoonbear]

n***a i'm confused what the actual living fuck are you and where do you live, you look puerto rican or something to me, I always assumed you were just some dominican black or smth

Im Puerto Rican and I live in Midwestern America

 

[Deleted Member 80486]

Im Puerto Rican and I live in Midwestern America

so how did Indonesia and Egypt came into ts

 

[s3amoonbear]

so how did Indonesia and Egypt came into ts

Cuz bro, he wants me to be in a Muslim country, but lowkey Indonesia has no Jollibees so I wanna go to Malaysia

 

[Deleted Member 80486]

Cuz bro, he wants me to be in a Muslim country, but lowkey Indonesia has no Jollibees so I wanna go to Malaysia

turkey is your best bet, it's not overly Muslim so it's not a complete shithole

 

[s3amoonbear]

turkey is your best bet, it's not overly Muslim so it's not a complete shithole

Idc if its overly Muslim, that's what I want

 

[Deleted Member 80486]

Idc if its overly Muslim, that's what I want

"that's what I want" till your in the deep dark slums of Islamabad

 

[s3amoonbear]

"that's what I want" till your in the deep dark slums of Islamabad

Bruh islam ain't bad bro, I love Indonesian people, great people, not every Muslim country is like Afghanistan