My dad just walked in on me sucking a banana like a penis

[lowtiersubhuman]

So I was eating a banana when my brother walked in and we were having a conversation so to fuck with him mid convo I start sucking my banana instead of taking bites like mid convo (it was funny) so he started punching me then hes walking away and he says "no stop doing gay shit" omf gi just choked on my mouthwash writing this so I turn to him put the rest of the banana in my mouth and look up and started sucking it by pushing it up and down so it was moving up and down
Then my dad walked in and I didnt notice cuz i was looking up
he wasnt even mad he just sighed
Edit: im not gay and if I was and didnt want yall to know i was gay why tf would I tell this story i like girls

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

So I was eating a banana when my brother walked in and we were having a conversation so to fuck with him mid convo I start sucking my banana instead of taking bites like mid convo (it was funny) so he started punching me then hes walking away and he says "no stop doing gay shit" omf gi just choked on my mouthwash writing this so I turn to him put the rest of the banana in my mouth and look up and started sucking it by pushing it up and down so it was moving up and down
Then my dad walked in and I didnt notice cuz i was looking up
he wasnt even mad he just sighed

genuinely what the fuck is going on

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

N

 

[negative]

So I was eating a banana when my brother walked in and we were having a conversation so to fuck with him mid convo I start sucking my banana instead of taking bites like mid convo (it was funny) so he started punching me then hes walking away and he says "no stop doing gay shit" omf gi just choked on my mouthwash writing this so I turn to him put the rest of the banana in my mouth and look up and started sucking it by pushing it up and down so it was moving up and down
Then my dad walked in and I didnt notice cuz i was looking up
he wasnt even mad he just sighed
Edit: im not gay and if I was and didnt want yall to know i was gay why tf would I tell this story i like girls

what son.

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

what son.

Chitlin

 

[chudlite67]

So I was eating a banana when my brother walked in and we were having a conversation so to fuck with him mid convo I start sucking my banana instead of taking bites like mid convo (it was funny) so he started punching me then hes walking away and he says "no stop doing gay shit" omf gi just choked on my mouthwash writing this so I turn to him put the rest of the banana in my mouth and look up and started sucking it by pushing it up and down so it was moving up and down
Then my dad walked in and I didnt notice cuz i was looking up
he wasnt even mad he just sighed
Edit: im not gay and if I was and didnt want yall to know i was gay why tf would I tell this story i like girls

bro

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

bro

wut

 

[Cougars]

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

Wut

 

[knightmaxxer]

So I was eating a banana when my brother walked in and we were having a conversation so to fuck with him mid convo I start sucking my banana instead of taking bites like mid convo (it was funny) so he started punching me then hes walking away and he says "no stop doing gay shit" omf gi just choked on my mouthwash writing this so I turn to him put the rest of the banana in my mouth and look up and started sucking it by pushing it up and down so it was moving up and down
Then my dad walked in and I didnt notice cuz i was looking up
he wasnt even mad he just sighed
Edit: im not gay and if I was and didnt want yall to know i was gay why tf would I tell this story i like girls

we all do ts though

 

[Luxe]

top ten things that actually happened

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

top ten things that actually happened

Yes

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

top ten things that actually happened

and everyone clapped after too

 

[paul.app3all]

So I was eating a banana when my brother walked in and we were having a conversation so to fuck with him mid convo I start sucking my banana instead of taking bites like mid convo (it was funny) so he started punching me then hes walking away and he says "no stop doing gay shit" omf gi just choked on my mouthwash writing this so I turn to him put the rest of the banana in my mouth and look up and started sucking it by pushing it up and down so it was moving up and down
Then my dad walked in and I didnt notice cuz i was looking up
he wasnt even mad he just sighed
Edit: im not gay and if I was and didnt want yall to know i was gay why tf would I tell this story i like girls

bro really had to write choking on mouthwash mid story

 

[Luxe]

and everyone clapped after too

Hot

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

Hot

Stop

 

[Luxe]

Stop

No

Hot

 

[FoidhaterlolllW]

So I was eating a banana when my brother walked in and we were having a conversation so to fuck with him mid convo I start sucking my banana instead of taking bites like mid convo (it was funny) so he started punching me then hes walking away and he says "no stop doing gay shit" omf gi just choked on my mouthwash writing this so I turn to him put the rest of the banana in my mouth and look up and started sucking it by pushing it up and down so it was moving up and down
Then my dad walked in and I didnt notice cuz i was looking up
he wasnt even mad he just sighed
Edit: im not gay and if I was and didnt want yall to know i was gay why tf would I tell this story i like girls

"son are you winning the game"

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

"son are you winning the game"

I was in the kitchen

 

[FoidhaterlolllW]

I was in the kitchen

public lobbies

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

public lobbies

Unironically much better than doing it alone

 

[FoidhaterlolllW]

Unironically much better than doing it alone

true