my ex used to call me a robot and imitate me by talking in this extreme monotone voice

[Nenestar]

it was funny, ngl - done in a good spirit. but overall, it's such a bad failo. and i don't think i can even really fix it; i've always been emotionally flat when i spoke

i wish i were some kind of an emotional vampire and sucked the life essence of these normie apes and their inane prattle

 

[genio]

Its lowk W
Monotone voices are perceived as more masculine

 

[iletheile]

I GET YOU BRO