my favorite line in the courtroom

[Altruist]

"you be the judge"

 

[Altruist]

always works, even when repeated to people who have already heard it

 

[Deleted Member 65979]

I like "if the glove doesnt fit"

 

[Deleted Member 109924]

Love how you’ve been in the courtroom enough to have a favorite line.

 

[Altruist]

I like "if the glove doesnt fit"

might start using this one for situations where the evidence from the indictment is lacking or contradictory, there's a good enough version of it in my language

 

[Altruist]

Love how you’ve been in the courtroom enough to have a favorite line.

i got 5 - 15 hearings almost every week, and there's always some side banter with the judge and the opposing counsel/d.a., so it doesn't take too many years before you get into it

 

[Deleted Member 65979]

i got 5 - 15 hearings almost every week, and there's always some side banter with the judge and the opposing counsel/d.a., so it doesn't take too many years before you get into it

what do u do for a living?

 

[Deleted Member 109924]

i got 5 - 15 hearings almost every week, and there's always some side banter with the judge and the opposing counsel/d.a., so it doesn't take too many years before you get into it

Have only had to go like 3 times, and that was because the actual judge wasn’t there so I was just getting harassed by some random women.

 

[Altruist]

what do u do for a living?

lawyer, obviously