My green flags in a woman

[Mogden]

- is stacy
- is a nazi
- has massive boobs
- has a good relationship with her father
- imaginary
- hates hello kitty
- she needs to be invisible
- only I can see her
- only I can touch her
- she’s pays rent
- knows how to make a mean grilled cheese
- protects me from home invaders
- carries me around the house like a dainty newly-wed bride

 

[acketar]

- is stacy
- is a nazi
- has massive boobs
- has a good relationship with her father
- imaginary
- hates hello kitty
- she needs to be invisible
- only I can see her
- only I can touch her
- she’s pays rent
- knows how to make a mean grilled cheese
- protects me from home invaders
- carries me around the house like a dainty newly-wed bride

see like this is the shit im talking about if this isnt satire

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

Carries me around the house like a dainty little f****t

 

[acketar]

Carries me around the house like a dainty little f****t

this is good this is a good joke

 

[Mogden]

Carries me around the house like a dainty little f****t

ya got me! Anyways me and my perfect wife are about to have sex now