My life aspirations

[surgery_ASAP]

In no particular order

1. try a long hairstyle
2. get chad looks facially
3. become 6'5 (barring that, at least 6'3.5)
4. stop waging before age 35
5. outlive my opps, ideally destroy them all personally
6. Become an e-celebrity
7. Become (a) God
8. Gain the ability to become exterior from my body at will, instantaneous travel and recall to any point in space and time
9. Regain access to the memories of everything i've ever been or done, dating back at least a few quadrillion years to the inception date of this and the last universe
10. simultaneously pat my head and rub my belly


Last

 

[foreverlooksminning]

First thing should be taking your meds

 

[sigma]

10. simultaneously pat my head and rub my belly

what? why cant you do this?

 

[Mr. Torres]

In no particular order

1. try a long hairstyle
2. get chad looks facially
3. become 6'5 (barring that, at least 6'3.5)
4. stop waging before age 35
5. outlive my opps, ideally destroy them all personally
6. Become an e-celebrity
7. Become (a) God
8. Gain the ability to become exterior from my body at will, instantaneous travel and recall to any point in space and time
9. Regain access to the memories of everything i've ever been or done, dating back at least a few quadrillion years to the inception date of this and the last universe
10. simultaneously pat my head and rub my belly


Last

This guy on smth as well. Is it contagious?


Also bro joined on feb 2023 and only has 1 message

 

[Whitepill]

ay you got this bruh