My mom calls me her "handsome boy"

[The cat from The Matrix]

I think this is grounds for murder. Is it not???

 

[zygos]

I think this is grounds for murder. Is it not???

I thought you were girl? No?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I thought you were girl? No?

Yes

 

[ey88]

well at least you get called handsome i guess

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

well at least you get called handsome i guess

When u mog the forum but not in the right way #monkeyspaw

 

[Whitepill]

Looksmax bud

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Looksmax bud

Im trying bruh. I even told her I loved her and she said "what is it that you want" wtf..... I'm gonna ER

 

[ragnarok787]

I think this is grounds for murder. Is it not???

Bro is gonna forever switch his genders

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Bro is gonna forever switch his genders

Dude if I wasn't 5'3 I'd be a man already

 

[zygos]

Yes

oh I would’ve been pissed

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

oh I would’ve been pissed

Happens all the time

 

[slopslinger]

do you have short hair or smth?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

do you have short hair or smth?

Short ish. But it's because I dress more masculine and don't act very .. femme ig. But this time I had a full fraud and earrings n shit and she said I was the most beautiful boy in the world she LOOKS like a lesbian

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Critical hit
ethnic moms are pretty literal too

 

[slopslinger]

Short ish. But it's because I dress more masculine and don't act very .. femme ig. But this time I had a full fraud and earrings n shit and she said I was the most beautiful boy in the world she LOOKS like a lesbian

she wants u bad

 

[zygos]

Happens all the time

shoot her.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Critical hit
ethnic moms are pretty literal too

it's over

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

she wants u bad

She's trying to do the emotional incest ladies do with their sons when their husband's aren't around fuckkkk jfl

 

[jkcwakcjw]

She's trying to do the emotional incest ladies do with their sons when their husband's aren't around fuckkkk jfl

It’s over yeah
Are u an only child?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

It’s over yeah
Are u an only child?

No. Youngest. I have a good relationship with my mom she doesn't mean this maliciously. Making fun of each other is practically a love language in this house

 

[jkcwakcjw]

No. Youngest. I have a good relationship with my mom she doesn't mean this maliciously. Making fun of each other is practically a love language in this house

I was thinking like she never wanted a daughter and instead a son like some mulan shit

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I was thinking like she never wanted a daughter and instead a son like some mulan shit

She never wanted kids period