Story My origin story

[BigDihDiddy]

Ofc my parents lied to me. I was searching the basement when I came across interesting papers about meteor collisIon in 1908

Back then scientists found frozen semen. It was kept that way until artificial insemination was invented and in April 2003 they cloned it and implanted multiple decoy eggs with it

Apperantly it was carried out 103 times and almost all of the decoy’s died before giving birth to the baby but one of them survived just long enough for me to be able to live

Ofc then the government put me into a home with actors pretending to be my parents. The reason I’ve yet to uncover but I’m gonna dig deeper into it

 

[hazyfuture]

Ofc my parents lied to me. I was searching the basement when I came across interesting papers about meteor collisIon in 1908

Back then scientists found frozen semen. It was kept that way until artificial insemination was invented and in April 2003 they cloned it and implanted multiple decoy eggs with it

Apperantly it was carried out 103 times and almost all of the decoy’s died before giving birth to the baby but one of them survived just long enough for me to be able to live

Ofc then the government put me into a home with actors pretending to be my parents. The reason I’ve yet to uncover but I’m gonna dig deeper into it

I’m your real dad

 

[BigDihDiddy]

I’m your real dad

Some documents state the frozen rock was trillions of years old floating in the universe perhaps from long lost species n shit

 

[hazyfuture]

Some documents state the frozen rock was trillions of years old floating in the universe perhaps from long lost species n shit

sounds about right

 

[BigDihDiddy]

interesting just searched google and there was in fact a meteor in 1908 called Tunguska ereignis

Tunguska-Ereignis – Wikipedia

de.wikipedia.org

 

[drchad]

Ofc my parents lied to me. I was searching the basement when I came across interesting papers about meteor collisIon in 1908

Back then scientists found frozen semen. It was kept that way until artificial insemination was invented and in April 2003 they cloned it and implanted multiple decoy eggs with it

Apperantly it was carried out 103 times and almost all of the decoy’s died before giving birth to the baby but one of them survived just long enough for me to be able to live

Ofc then the government put me into a home with actors pretending to be my parents. The reason I’ve yet to uncover but I’m gonna dig deeper into it

Whose your first villain/nemesis

 

[BigDihDiddy]

Whose your first villain/nemesis

my nemesis is the second clone there are 2 of me out there apparently one being kept in a lab in Antarctica as for when they intend to release it who knows

But knowing myself and my genetic superiority he would be more dangerous than a nuke atp I suspect the government is gonna use him to deflect Russian nukes if fired