My parenrs want me to seek "professional help"

[The cat from The Matrix]

To get them off my back i messaged 4 real life people and promised to never cut my own hair again. But I'm not sure they are completely fooled. I may have to HANG OUT with a real person. What a fright.

 

[huntergirl]

Damn what have you done with your hair

 

[shia.jihadist]

is this you?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Damn what have you done with your hair

Yk Clark Kent from smallville....... put that hair on a fat ass ltb.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

is this you?

It looked like that before the shower no fucking joke lole I cut it with a bowl

 

[Mess]

Yk Clark Kent from smallville....... put that hair on a fat ass ltb.

Could be pretty good.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

@BimaxLaser i told you it wouldn't happen again. But it did. Will u find it in your heart to forgive me.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

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Could be pretty good.

that hair cut makes him funny and cool and awesome. On me I'm now a lesbian

 

[huntergirl]

is this you?

Yes. Do you wanna be this?

 

[silhouette]

Yes. Do you wanna be this?

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Not even shia jihadist is cracking

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Not even shia jihadist is cracking

Open ur profile r****d

 

[silhouette]

Open ur profile r****d

Its follows only bud

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Its follows only bud

Ion follow men first

 

[silhouette]

Ion follow men first

Over then

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Over then

You're such a girl i might just do it first

 

[silhouette]

You're such a girl i might just do it first

Ngl n***a idk why u even took my reply as a invite

Its follows only bud

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Ngl n***a idk why u even took my reply as a invite

U is NOT a celebrity let me tf in

 

[silhouette]

U is NOT a celebrity let me tf in

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Only reason why I won't dislike is bc I jfl irl

 

[holalola]

Yk Clark Kent from smallville....... put that hair on a fat ass ltb.

omgg that sounds cute

 

[silhouette]

omgg that sounds cute

Israel will wipe you all out

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

omgg that sounds cute

It doesn't go w my face shape tbh I look like a tomato with the leaves on it

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Israel will wipe you all out

Isreal is gonna wipe ALL of us out

 

[Schizotypalcel]

Yah i'm deleting my account.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Yah i'm deleting my account.

NOOOOO NO NOOOOO NO NOOOOOOOOONOOO NO

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Yah i'm deleting my account.

MF NO

 

[huntergirl]

Yah i'm deleting my account.

We all know you’ll come back

 

[silhouette]

Yah i'm deleting my account.

n***a no hes gonna cancel it and get r***d by the cooldown

 

[Schizotypalcel]

We all know you’ll come back

.

 

[huntergirl]

And it's gonna be with your full dox

Woah I’m getting shivers

 

[Schizotypalcel]

Woah I’m getting shivers

ye

 

[huntergirl]

ye

Should I edit mine too?

 

[Schizotypalcel]

Should I edit mine too?

.

 

[huntergirl]

.

Wrong

 

[Schizotypalcel]

Wrong

Ofc it is, i'm a trustworthy guy

 

[huntergirl]

Ofc it is, i'm a trustworthy guy

It’s legit wrong

 

[Schizotypalcel]

It’s legit wrong

And i said ik you fucking r****d

 

[huntergirl]

And i said ik you fucking r****d

Ok but it’s actually not wrong

 

[huntergirl]

.

Edit please

 

[Schizotypalcel]

Ok but it’s actually not wrong

Now u wanna lie, silhouette just told me some random location to say, JFL.

 

[LASACRKO]

Yes. Do you wanna be this?

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n***a wtf how ugly u finna be if u can’t find one n***a to share ur shitty pfp with i thought n*****s would be simping

Over for foids in 2025 it seems

 

[LASACRKO]

Baden-wurttemberg

Ich bin aus Baden-Württemberg

 

[huntergirl]

Now u wanna lie, silhouette just told me some random location to say, JFL.

it’s not a lie n***a

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Over for foids in 2025 it seems

Truly

 

[Schizotypalcel]

it’s not a lie n***a

Well edit what u said then HOLY CAGE

 

[LASACRKO]

Now u wanna lie, silhouette just told me some random location to say, JFL.

Sie kommt aus mössingen bro hier in Baden-Württemberg

Ich sehe ab und zu noch ne Frau im Keller auf nen Computer

 

[huntergirl]

Fuck you @silhouette now you have to tell me your federal state too

 

[Schizotypalcel]

Ok but it’s actually not wrong

you are actually retarded bro

 

[huntergirl]

you are actually retarded bro

Nothing will happen anyway you’re all too broke to find me

 

[Schizotypalcel]

Nothing will happen anyway you’re all too broke to find me

-gutter slums of germany