My plan to get a slave (detailed and genuine)

[sinister]

I made a thread asking why we cant have slaves no more but tbh it aint that we cant its just that we shouldnt. Whats gonna happen if i find some amish nigguh living off the grid and enslave them? Nothings gonna happen, they aint known by the government, no search parties nor investigations. Theyre gonna be mine and do all my work for me. Theyll “garden” for me so i can make money off it without lifting a finger. Also theyll make me food and when events for games come out they gotta play the events for me so i get the rewards. I wont treat the terribly either (depending on their behavior) i think id be a good slave owner honestly. I wont beat them either, if they misbehave they wont be fed temporarily. Soon theyll learn their place and be fully obedient, then and only then, will my life be complete because ill be living the dream. Also, theyre amish (slang for idiot) so i can tell them anything i want and theyll believe it. For example: “your parents didnt want you no more they handed you off to me” “the outside world is so dangerous now, you cant go out too far or youll be hurt” i can say whatever shit i want and theyll believe it. What choice will they have? Also all name them charles, no matter the gender, because charles is a funny name.

 

[RRM]

just buy one

 

[johnfkennedy]

I made a thread asking why we cant have slaves no more but tbh it aint that we cant its just that we shouldnt. Whats gonna happen if i find some amish nigguh living off the grid and enslave them? Nothings gonna happen, they aint known by the government, no search parties nor investigations. Theyre gonna be mine and do all my work for me. Theyll “garden” for me so i can make money off it without lifting a finger. Also theyll make me food and when events for games come out they gotta play the events for me so i get the rewards. I wont treat the terribly either (depending on their behavior) i think id be a good slave owner honestly. I wont beat them either, if they misbehave they wont be fed temporarily. Soon theyll learn their place and be fully obedient, then and only then, will my life be complete because ill be living the dream. Also, theyre amish (slang for idiot) so i can tell them anything i want and theyll believe it. For example: “your parents didnt want you no more they handed you off to me” “the outside world is so dangerous now, you cant go out too far or youll be hurt” i can say whatever shit i want and theyll believe it. What choice will they have? Also all name them charles, no matter the gender, because charles is a funny name.

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