My salmon sperm business plan

[Luxe]

This is a quick explanation.
First, we buy ALL salmon sperm farms, this will limit the competition letting us control the prices. If someone finds a way to get some without our consent, we will deal with them

Second, we have celebrities advertise salmon sperm as a “business opportunity ” In reality we will take % of every salmon sperm oz sold. So basically a pyramid scheme.

Third, we will lobby America’s politicians to make salmon sperm connected to the US dollar effectively giving it a “gold standard”. We will control all currencies and rule the world.

Force Israel to export salmon sperm or else.

Business partners: @unknown mtn
@Abi @chudlite67 @lowtiersubhuman

Let me know if you want to join before you become part of the pyramid.

 

[Luxe]

@nomi is this smart?

 

[semen demon]

@nomi is this smart?

yea

 

[Luxe]

yea

Cool, I’m like salmon sperm Scarface or smth

 

[benny]

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This is a quick explanation.
First, we buy ALL salmon sperm farms, this will limit the competition letting us control the prices. If someone finds a way to get some without our consent, we will deal with them

Second, we have celebrities advertise salmon sperm as a “business opportunity ” In reality we will take % of every salmon sperm oz sold. So basically a pyramid scheme.

Third, we will lobby America’s politicians to make salmon sperm connected to the US dollar effectively giving it a “gold standard”. We will control all currencies and rule the world.

Force Israel to export salmon sperm or else.

Business partners: @unknown mtn
@Abi @chudlite67 @lowtiersubhuman

Let me know if you want to join before you become part of the pyramid.

all in on this

 

[semen demon]

wait what does salmon sperm do again

 

[Luxe]

wait what does salmon sperm do again

It can…
Heal wounds if you apply it topically
Be a hallucinogenic if injected
Impregnate ppl if, you know…
Helps stomach issues if you drink it

 

[Luxe]

all in on this

We’re going to the top

 

[semen demon]

It can…
Heal wounds if you apply it topically
Be a hallucinogenic if injected
Impregnate ppl if, you know…
Helps stomach issues if you drink it

boring

 

[Luxe]

boring

Seriously…….
Hmmmmm

 

[chudlite67]

View attachment 327015
This is a quick explanation.
First, we buy ALL salmon sperm farms, this will limit the competition letting us control the prices. If someone finds a way to get some without our consent, we will deal with them

Second, we have celebrities advertise salmon sperm as a “business opportunity ” In reality we will take % of every salmon sperm oz sold. So basically a pyramid scheme.

Third, we will lobby America’s politicians to make salmon sperm connected to the US dollar effectively giving it a “gold standard”. We will control all currencies and rule the world.

Force Israel to export salmon sperm or else.

Business partners: @unknown mtn
@Abi @chudlite67 @lowtiersubhuman

Let me know if you want to join before you become part of the pyramid.

Yes boss

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

Seriously…….
Hmmmmm

u should make it more fun please

 

[Luxe]

u should make it more fun please

How can I do that?

Btw this answer can change your life…

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

Btw this answer can change your life…

please dont put this much pressure on me im getting scared

 

[Luxe]

please dont put this much pressure on me im getting scared

It’s ok, how can I make my salmon sperm scheme more fun?

 

[Luxe]

Yes boss

Make me proud

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

It’s ok, how can I make my salmon sperm scheme more fun?

hmm.... make the base of operation ruckersville

 

[Luxe]

hmm.... make the base of operation ruckersville

Fine but I’m transforming ruckersville to a city controlled by me

 

[Luxe]

hmm.... make the base of operation ruckersville

Good answer….
Your welcome to join

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

Fine but I’m transforming ruckersville to a city controlled by me

Nope no nope no stopping u right there ruckersville can only be ruled by a true ruckersvillian, ME, u can live a town over if ur gonna behave like this

 

[Luxe]

Nope no nope no stopping u right there ruckersville can only be ruled by a true ruckersvillian, ME, u can live a town over if ur gonna behave like this

I like this attitude, you can rule ruckersville only if you handle the salmon sperm business there

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

I like this attitude, you can rule ruckersville only if you handle the salmon sperm business there

hmmm.... we can co own i'm not smart enuff for allat u can pull most of the strings but ill be the official leader. Then we have a deal!

 

[Luxe]

hmmm.... we can co own i'm not smart enuff for allat u can pull most of the strings but ill be the official leader. Then we have a deal!

Sounds like a plan

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

View attachment 327015
This is a quick explanation.
First, we buy ALL salmon sperm farms, this will limit the competition letting us control the prices. If someone finds a way to get some without our consent, we will deal with them

Second, we have celebrities advertise salmon sperm as a “business opportunity ” In reality we will take % of every salmon sperm oz sold. So basically a pyramid scheme.

Third, we will lobby America’s politicians to make salmon sperm connected to the US dollar effectively giving it a “gold standard”. We will control all currencies and rule the world.

Force Israel to export salmon sperm or else.

Business partners: @unknown mtn
@Abi @chudlite67 @lowtiersubhuman

Let me know if you want to join before you become part of the pyramid.

Im already co-founder
Also we have to buy up the snail mucus

 

[Luxe]

Im already co-founder
Also we have to buy up the snail mucus

Hmm control the snail mucus market

I like that