Hello everyone, and welcome to my entry for the .com wordsmith challenge
#FILTHYFICTION
I will be using different colours to highlight the narrator, like in comic books.
This is the character index, it shouldn't be that hard
Randomized Shame
Dean
Nana
Spuffy
Spring
*Klik* *WHRRR *
Um... testing... testing... one two three.. I hope this thing still works *Klik* *WHRRR*
Uh, Okay. Where do I begin? I'd write this all down but theres a reason why I am a forum rotter and not... well.
Its valentines day and I don't feel much like being anyones valentine, but as odd as it feels I find myself wanting to talk to.. you.
I remember when we first became friends, you were so innocent. I never intended for you to end up being treated like this, by um anyone, quitting like that
I know you will never hear this but there might be someone someday who needs to hear this like you did, The story of how we... you fell in love with me.
You know I remember all those months ago, all that attention you gave me, I guess I took advantage of you for it. You were my best friend
I remember the day you asked me to be your .com valentine, when I told you yes. I manipulated you. What else was I gonna do? I needed you. You were my best friend. I would have done anything to keep you by my side. It might sound kinda selfish
I know you had issues. We all did, but together I thought you were getting better.
When I came up with the idea for this, I knew we would get to this part. I know you will never hear this, but someone will and that someone will ask what kind of idiot talks about one handsome moid to another handsome moid
and. uh, the answer is this kind of idiot
Because you cant tell the story of our friendship without talking about @+Enrique+
It was never like I brought him around to brag or that he was your replacement, it was more an obligation
after all, he was the coolest and hottest new .com member
When was I ever gonna learn to be careful for what I wished for? I still wanted you nber
I promise...
Summer
The slums of the .com discord server VC
Spuffy: So what ever happened in the end? Did you know him well
Randomized Shame: Yeah I knew him pretty well, ya know there was a time when he was just a grey, before the days he spent postmaxxing, before the days of endless forum beefs
When he was just my... friend
Must have been pretty rough near the end then, huh?
yeah, we all could see him going downhill as the months rolled on. Something changed in him, like he stopped caring anymore. It was like his spark just vanished or something.
tell me about him during this time sweetie
yeah, sure... It was the start of the month, you know what that meant. Looking for users for MOTM
I remember him asking me to nominate him, I told him I would consider picking him after all the "high iq" posts he posted. I even remember I gave him mod.
It was around that time I was talking to you, my girlfriend, in the vc. Thinking he wouldn't join. I was telling you about how he would be a terrible MOTM, how he sucked and how I didn't read a word of his posts. How him tagging me was a drag.
I mean... how likely would it be that he would have joined around the same time as me talking about this? How was I supposed to know?
man, I never thought something like this would happen. I think of him every day, ya know.
Autumn
Dean's secret diary
Hey buddy, Dean here...
Nobody would have expected you would quit, I sometimes try to laugh about but every joke I make stings deeply in my heart, truly I miss you
I can't believe you would have ever left. I really can't
Sometimes I look at your old posts and reminisce on our old memories. You know, you were the best mod we ever had. You were hilarious and you were nice. You were exactly what @snow wishes he was
I would break down at your feet in tears, crying and wailing for you to come back. But I know its too late now.
I laugh and joke with the other mods, hiding my true pain from the world until I am truly alone at night where I wail into the pillow at night time, because mods don't cry
Winter
*Klikkk* *Whrrrrrr*
You never said goodbye. I hate how I feel, but I am mad at you for this
I NEVER said goodbye and I HATE my own medicine...
I know I was unkind, but I truly cared about you baby. I miss you, please come back.
Ya know, even though you are gone now, I still refresh my inbox on .com every night when I get lonely to see a dm or something
I guess... around this time of the year I feel rather blue
and I long for a time when a user I knew with an incredible post to rep ratio and so much good in his heart made me think
Being a mod can be great...
*KLIK*
#FILTHYFICTION
I will be using different colours to highlight the narrator, like in comic books.
This is the character index, it shouldn't be that hard
Randomized Shame
Dean
Nana
Spuffy
Spring
*Klik* *WHRRR *
Um... testing... testing... one two three.. I hope this thing still works *Klik* *WHRRR*
Uh, Okay. Where do I begin? I'd write this all down but theres a reason why I am a forum rotter and not... well.
Its valentines day and I don't feel much like being anyones valentine, but as odd as it feels I find myself wanting to talk to.. you.
I remember when we first became friends, you were so innocent. I never intended for you to end up being treated like this, by um anyone, quitting like that
I know you will never hear this but there might be someone someday who needs to hear this like you did, The story of how we... you fell in love with me.
You know I remember all those months ago, all that attention you gave me, I guess I took advantage of you for it. You were my best friend
I remember the day you asked me to be your .com valentine, when I told you yes. I manipulated you. What else was I gonna do? I needed you. You were my best friend. I would have done anything to keep you by my side. It might sound kinda selfish
I know you had issues. We all did, but together I thought you were getting better.
When I came up with the idea for this, I knew we would get to this part. I know you will never hear this, but someone will and that someone will ask what kind of idiot talks about one handsome moid to another handsome moid
and. uh, the answer is this kind of idiot
Because you cant tell the story of our friendship without talking about @+Enrique+
It was never like I brought him around to brag or that he was your replacement, it was more an obligation
after all, he was the coolest and hottest new .com member
When was I ever gonna learn to be careful for what I wished for? I still wanted you nber
I promise...
Summer
The slums of the .com discord server VC
Spuffy: So what ever happened in the end? Did you know him well
Randomized Shame: Yeah I knew him pretty well, ya know there was a time when he was just a grey, before the days he spent postmaxxing, before the days of endless forum beefs
When he was just my... friend
Must have been pretty rough near the end then, huh?
yeah, we all could see him going downhill as the months rolled on. Something changed in him, like he stopped caring anymore. It was like his spark just vanished or something.
tell me about him during this time sweetie
yeah, sure... It was the start of the month, you know what that meant. Looking for users for MOTM
I remember him asking me to nominate him, I told him I would consider picking him after all the "high iq" posts he posted. I even remember I gave him mod.
It was around that time I was talking to you, my girlfriend, in the vc. Thinking he wouldn't join. I was telling you about how he would be a terrible MOTM, how he sucked and how I didn't read a word of his posts. How him tagging me was a drag.
I mean... how likely would it be that he would have joined around the same time as me talking about this? How was I supposed to know?
man, I never thought something like this would happen. I think of him every day, ya know.
Autumn
Dean's secret diary
Hey buddy, Dean here...
Nobody would have expected you would quit, I sometimes try to laugh about but every joke I make stings deeply in my heart, truly I miss you
I can't believe you would have ever left. I really can't
Sometimes I look at your old posts and reminisce on our old memories. You know, you were the best mod we ever had. You were hilarious and you were nice. You were exactly what @snow wishes he was
I would break down at your feet in tears, crying and wailing for you to come back. But I know its too late now.
I laugh and joke with the other mods, hiding my true pain from the world until I am truly alone at night where I wail into the pillow at night time, because mods don't cry
Winter
*Klikkk* *Whrrrrrr*
You never said goodbye. I hate how I feel, but I am mad at you for this
I NEVER said goodbye and I HATE my own medicine...
I know I was unkind, but I truly cared about you baby. I miss you, please come back.
Ya know, even though you are gone now, I still refresh my inbox on .com every night when I get lonely to see a dm or something
I guess... around this time of the year I feel rather blue
and I long for a time when a user I knew with an incredible post to rep ratio and so much good in his heart made me think
Being a mod can be great...
*KLIK*
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