Story Never going out on a Saturday night again🌚

[brizi is jester]

Last night me and my friend were out, just chilling n Shi. It's Saturday night so yk people are gonna be drunk. Whilst friend was driving some fucking drunk homeless f****t jumped Infront of his car. He was like laying on the windshield and spitting n Shi. This guys like 30 btw and we don't even know if he has a knife or something so we stay inside ofc. Then this homeless guy started trying to take his licence plate off , like what? My friend wanted to run him over on sum clav Shi but obviously he's too pussy (we both were) until this security guard from a fucking McDonald's came and saved the day like an angel. He fought him n everything. We then bought him a burger from McDonald's cuz it's the least we could do

 

[brizi is jester]

Based security guard?

 

[Nenestar]

isn't it more fun when random shit like that happens?

 

[brizi is jester]

isn't it more fun when random shit like that happens?

Kinda but now my friend doesn't want to go out and I'm not going on my own