omelet disator

[splanky]

dad put cheese on my omelet today even though i’ve specifically told him not to. THEN he put ketchup on it to make a smiley face even though he knows i don’t like ketchup and haven’t had it in like 3 years. then he was laughing like it was funny….nothings funny. i am 15 now and he will suffer my wrath.

 

[scotfield]

dad put cheese on my omelet today even though i’ve specifically told him not to. THEN he put ketchup on it to make a smiley face even though he knows i don’t like ketchup and haven’t had it in like 3 years. then he was laughing like it was funny….nothings funny. i am 15 now and he will suffer my wrath.

He is a good dad

 

[splanky]

He is a good dad

yes im joking abt this hes a great dad and a great person i love him so much only problem is that hes white

 

[Deleted Member 114677]

dad put cheese on my omelet today even though i’ve specifically told him not to. THEN he put ketchup on it to make a smiley face even though he knows i don’t like ketchup and haven’t had it in like 3 years. then he was laughing like it was funny….nothings funny. i am 15 now and he will suffer my wrath.

my mum salts all my food when im not looking she wants me to be a bloatcell

 

[scotfield]

yes im joking abt this hes a great dad and a great person i love him so much only problem is that hes white

Why is him being white a problem ?

 

[splanky]

my mum salts all my food when im not looking she wants me to be a bloatcell

bruhhhh

Why is him being white a problem ?

okey it’s not sorry i was trying to be funny pls laugh pls be nice