Serious once i had a nightmare my oneitis was black

[!oser]

I'm not even joking.

My itis was this cute blonde girl.

My nightmare was one day I was at school and it was really crowded.

All of a sudden, she pops out of the crowd doing blackface, and goes 'we wuzz in love with you n shiee!'

and she starts fucking sprinting after me, and I just start fucking running.

I wasn't running from her cuz she was black, it was only because she was sprinting after my ass and I got scared shitless.

I didn't even realize the girl in my dream looked like my oneitis until I woke up. Then I thought back about it, and realized it and went 'wait what the fuck'.

 

[dimorph.ic]

Just hearing black is all i needed to know

 

[Deleted Member 129933]

I’ve had the same exact dream about Jordan Barrett every night ever since I was 12

 

[dimorph.ic]

I’ve had the same exact dream about Jordan Barrett every night ever since I was 12

Just dont have it again easy

 

[!oser]

I’ve had the same exact dream about Jordan Barrett every night ever since I was 12

 

[knightmaxxer]

I’ve had the same exact dream about Jordan Barrett every night ever since I was 12

thats not a dream, thats the real jordan barrett appearing to you in yo mind

 

[chudlite67]

I'm not even joking.

My itis was this cute blonde girl.

My nightmare was one day I was at school and it was really crowded.

All of a sudden, she pops out of the crowd doing blackface, and goes 'we wuzz in love with you n shiee!'

and she starts fucking sprinting after me, and I just start fucking running.

I wasn't running from her cuz she was black, it was only because she was sprinting after my ass and I got scared shitless.

I didn't even realize the girl in my dream looked like my oneitis until I woke up. Then I thought back about it, and realized it and went 'wait what the fuck'.

this is so fucking funny

 

[!oser]

this is so fucking funny

is that sarcasm :C

 

[chudlite67]

is that sarcasm :C

no

 

[!oser]

no

 

[LeoK]

'we wuzz in love with you n shiee!'

 

[!oser]

'we wuzz in love with you n shiee!'

i don't even hate on blacks i don't know why this shit was in my nightmares

 

[LeoK]

i don't even hate on blacks i don't know why this shit was in my nightmares

That’s hilarious ngl