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Hypothesis Over if you're not FIT

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Im F.I.T

Fat Indian Teenager

Highest SMV in northwest Bengaluru


@Nessuno @ItzyaboyJJ!

Also,
  • What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells like carrots over here!
  • Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
  • What did 20 do when it was hungry? Twenty-eight.
  • Why is grass so dangerous? Because it's full of blades!
  • Why are mountains so funny? They’re hill areas.
  • Why wasn’t the cactus invited to hang out with the mushrooms? He wasn’t a fungi.
  • Why shouldn’t you fundraise for marathons? They just take the money and run.
  • Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t—it used the sidewalk.
If you didn't laugh yet,

  • Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
  • How much do rainbows weigh? Not much. They’re actually pretty light.
  • What is the most popular fish in the ocean? The starfish.
  • A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
  • Why did the football coach yell at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back!
  • I had a joke about paper today, but it was tearable.
  • What kind of job can you get at a bicycle factory? A spokesperson
  • What does a condiment wizard perform? Saucery
  • What's the difference in an alligator and a crocodile? You’ll see one later and one in a while.
 
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@twinkdestroyer I don't know if it's funny but it's the truth. Im a fat indian teenager. And yes I am rather sexually active in the northwestern Bengaluru region. I also assumed that @Nessuno and @ItzyaboyJJ! are fat indian teenagers as I seemed to feel a certain aura when comversating with them, like we were operating in the same frequency.
 
I take constructive critisism well, @twinkdestroyer, so feel free to criticize. I can change for the better.

But @Lemontree, you didn't have to say you reacted out of pity, though. Don't be ashamed of your sense of humor.

Also, when will the females on this site start dming me and express their feelings about wanting to fornicate with me? How much reputation does it take to attract femoids here?
 
@Women dm me

@Females

@nandini000 are you from the northwest Bengaluru region by chance?

I have wide clavicles and humongous feet. Reproduce with me.
 
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Smartard said:
I take constructive critisism well, @twinkdestroyer, so feel free to criticize. I can change for the better.

But @Lemontree, you didn't have to say you reacted out of pity, though. Don't be ashamed of your sense of humor.

Also, when will the females on this site start dming me and express their feelings about wanting to fornicate with me? How much reputation does it take to attract femoids here?
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I don't have constructive critisism, this is the first time I've interacted with you and I already reformed my idea of you
 
50pushupseverymorning said:
just finished laughing but smiling still. thanks hahahaha
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50pushupseverymorning said:
laughed at fat indian teenager
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Lemontree said:
Pity laugh tbh
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Dear Looksmaxxing Community,

I want to take a moment to say thank you for laughing along with my posts. Your reactions, upvotes, and witty comments have turned my little jokes into bright spots in the day and have kept me motivated to keep sharing. It’s incredibly rewarding to feel that my humor lands, or even just brings a quick smile to busy threads. I appreciate the warmth, the playful banter, and the sense of community that makes this forum more than just a place to post—it’s a place to connect.

I’m grateful for your support and for creating a space where humor and good vibes can thrive. I’ll keep bringing lighthearted takes, silly moments, and honest reflections, and I’d love to hear any ideas you have for future posts.

If my content has brightened your day, that’s thanks enough. Thank you for the laughter, the kindness, and for being part of this journey with me.

With genuine appreciation,
Smartard
 
How YHWH has cuckolded me. Firstly I respect God a lot. Secondly, this is how God has cucked me.

He knew in the future due to all my trauma or perhaps just because I am a sick fuck with these fetishes, I would read and goon to smutt cuck stories of Mary mother of Jesus. For this, he has foreknew and punished me in my life.

For instance: I am such a heavy porn addict from 9 years old, I can rarely get hard with a girl, my hormones are so fucked up and beta, the few times I can fuck a ugly girl, I go hard, but God purposely made it so when I am with a hot girl, grinding with them at the club, or a party, the FEW chances I get, or a hot teen girl is in my bed, I can never get hard or horny. My testosterone, my libido is tanked. My brain is desenstized.
I developed severe PTSD, in which once I went to a bar on New Years and a blonde girl with a nice ass grinded on me after praying to me, since I looked like Jesus with my long hair. I moved away... I didn't want do it for the 100th time and NOT have a boner. I went in fight or flight mode, I couldn't think only run run run run. PANIC

Or the time I was high,, embracing the moment the edibles kicking in at a bar.. I'm dancing happy. A blonde girl sees me and smiles... we talk, she laughs, she asks me what's my name, cuz of my cool fun energy she sensed.

I later walk away, I LEAVE because I know it'll end bad all the time.
Girl sees I can't get hard, leaves.
 
50pushupseverymorning said:
How YHWH has cuckolded me. Firstly I respect God a lot. Secondly, this is how God has cucked me.

He knew in the future due to all my trauma or perhaps just because I am a sick fuck with these fetishes, I would read and goon to smutt cuck stories of Mary mother of Jesus. For this, he has foreknew and punished me in my life.

For instance: I am such a heavy porn addict from 9 years old, I can rarely get hard with a girl, my hormones are so fucked up and beta, the few times I can fuck a ugly girl, I go hard, but God purposely made it so when I am with a hot girl, grinding with them at the club, or a party, the FEW chances I get, or a hot teen girl is in my bed, I can never get hard or horny. My testosterone, my libido is tanked. My brain is desenstized.
I developed severe PTSD, in which once I went to a bar on New Years and a blonde girl with a nice ass grinded on me after praying to me, since I looked like Jesus with my long hair. I moved away... I didn't want do it for the 100th time and NOT have a boner. I went in fight or flight mode, I couldn't think only run run run run. PANIC

Or the time I was high,, embracing the moment the edibles kicking in at a bar.. I'm dancing happy. A blonde girl sees me and smiles... we talk, she laughs, she asks me what's my name, cuz of my cool fun energy she sensed.

I later walk away, I LEAVE because I know it'll end bad all the time.
Girl sees I can't get hard, leaves.
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Brutal how most people don't even know the Hymie God name, they're very good gatekeepers.
 
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