Discussion Pick 2 to defend you,the rest are coming to kill you:Prehistoric Edition

[Clone]

you are on a island surrounded by 7 dinosaurs choose 2 to defend you the rest will attack you


Tyrannosaurus Rex

Stats: weight 15,000lbs height 20ft or 9 meters

Spinosaurus

Stats: weight 44,000lbs height 18ft or 7 meters

Titanoboa

Stats: weight 2,000lbs height 48ft or 12 meters

Therizinosaurus

Stats: weight 11,000lbs height 16ft or 4 meters

Gigantosaurus

Stats: weight 30,000lbs height 43ft or 13 meters

Pterosaurs

Stats: weight 550lbs height 36ft or 11 meters

Gigantoraptor

Stats: weight 6'400lbs height 16ft or 5 meters

Note: I don't know if it's metres or meters

 

[Nairod]

Nah, I’d win

 

[Clone]

Nah, I’d win

Type shi

 

[sigma]

Note: I don't know if it's metres or meters

depends on the country

oof this is hard ngl.
pterosaurs. i can fly away, or at least stay in the air to avoid attacks. maybe i could fly away to a different safer land.
the other one will be spinosaurus. he can swim, and also pretty sigma. i really liked spinosaurus when i was younger so its bias and not skills there

 

[Clone]

depends on the country

oof this is hard ngl.
pterosaurs. i can fly away, or at least stay in the air to avoid attacks. maybe i could fly away to a different safer land.
the other one will be spinosaurus. he can swim, and also pretty sigma. i really liked spinosaurus when i was younger so its bias and not skills there

Agreed man if Spinosaurus is not on your team it's over

 

[quepasta]

gigantosaurus and spinosaurus

 

[Whitepill]

Me vs all 7

 

[Clone]

Me vs all 7

Over

 

[Whitepill]

Giganto raptor is scariest imo, it’s small enough to attack efficiently

 

[Nairod]

depends on the country

oof this is hard ngl.
pterosaurs. i can fly away, or at least stay in the air to avoid attacks. maybe i could fly away to a different safer land.
the other one will be spinosaurus. he can swim, and also pretty sigma. i really liked spinosaurus when i was younger so its bias and not skills there

Skill issue just 1 vs 7

 

[Whitepill]

Over

No I’d win just go for the eyes

 

[sigma]

Skill issue just 1 vs 7

pterosaur can do the hit and run (or in this case fly) attacks

 

[Clone]

Titanoboa and spinosaurus is pretty good the boa is basically op

 

[Whitepill]

pterosaur can do the hit and run (or in this case fly) attacks

This and the gigantoraptor would be the hardest to fight against so I would get those two

 

[sigma]

Titanoboa and spinosaurus is pretty good the boa is basically op

i wouldve considered titanboa if it were venomous. otherwise just grab it and eat its middle

 

[Clone]

i wouldve considered titanboa if it were venomous. otherwise just grab it and eat its middle

But it can wrap its self around all dinosaurs and suffocate it to death

 

[sigma]

But it can wrap its self around all dinosaurs and suffocate it to death

depends if it can reach the dinosaurs' neck, and its speed

 

[Nairod]

pterosaur can do the hit and run (or in this case fly) attacks

Another skill issue, I’ll just use my 8/8 psl slayer jawline to cut them all down

 

[Whitepill]

my plan would be to assemble weapons and hide in the trees by being camoflauged. Then I would jump at their eyes when given the opportunity or for the smaller ones attack the legs by hiding the ground. From there I would pick them off 1 by 1

 

[Whitepill]

my plan would be to assemble weapons and hide in the trees by being camoflauged. Then I would jump at their eyes when given the opportunity or for the smaller ones attack the legs by hiding the ground. From there I would pick them off 1 by 1

Yeah I’d die within 5 minutes

 

[sigma]

my plan would be to assemble weapons and hide in the trees by being camoflauged. Then I would jump at their eyes when given the opportunity or for the smaller ones attack the legs by hiding the ground. From there I would pick them off 1 by 1

what weapons? youre on a desserted island

 

[Whitepill]

Realistically I’d take the boa and ptero, flying away and suffocating dinos

 

[quepasta]

do I get time to prepare?

 

[Whitepill]

what weapons? youre on a desserted island

With the trees bud, branches and rocks n chit

 

[Clone]

Another skill issue, I’ll just use my 8/8 psl slayer jawline to cut them all down

All that to get mogged by me

 

[sigma]

With the trees bud, branches and rocks n chit

tossing rocks at trex 4k

 

[Whitepill]

tossing rocks at trex 4k

No I would use it to scrape his eyes

 

[Clone]

do I get time to prepare?

do I get time to prepare?

Yes

 

[sigma]

Realistically I’d take the boa and ptero, flying away and suffocating dinos

think about it, ptero oneshots boa.
ptero flies in the air, boa cant see it. ptero dives and drives its skull through the boa's head, fatal. if it misses it can try again with no harm done

 

[sigma]

No I would use it to scrape his eyes

can bro even reach the trex's eyes? will bro be inside of its jaws when he starts scraping?

 

[Nairod]

All that to get mogged by me

I’m literally true Adam you can’t mog me (I’m autistic)

 

[Clone]

think about it, ptero oneshots boa.
ptero flies in the air, boa cant see it. ptero dives and drives its skull through the boa's head, fatal. if it misses it can try again with no harm done

The boa is 2,000lbs the ptero might have a hard time

 

[quepasta]

Yes

i’m getting an AR 15, a 12 gauge semi auto shotgun loaded with slugs, and one of those giant long rifles they hunt elephants with

plus frag grenades and shi

 

[sigma]

I’m literally true Adam you can’t mog me (I’m autistic)

autism force field shields you from the dinos

 

[sigma]

The boa is 2,000lbs the ptero might have a hard time

why? hit and run to the skull when the boa cannot see the bird sounds secure

 

[Clone]

I’m literally true Adam you can’t mog me (I’m autistic)

I didn't know you were chill like that my bad

 

[sigma]

i’m getting an AR 15, a 12 gauge semi auto shotgun loaded with slugs, and one of those giant long rifles they hunt elephants with

plus frag grenades and shi

dinos will withstand bullets pretty well

 

[Clone]

i’m getting an AR 15, a 12 gauge semi auto shotgun loaded with slugs, and one of those giant long rifles they hunt elephants with

plus frag grenades and shi

Yeah it's over man gonna die instantly

 

[Nairod]

autism force field shields you from the dinos

*All the dinosaurs run away because I mog them all*
(I think im Jordan Barret)
(I have severe schizophrenia)

 

[quepasta]

dinos will withstand bullets pretty well

not my elephant gun

i’ll aim for the eyes

 

[quepasta]

Yeah it's over man gonna die instantly

over for the dinos

 

[Clone]

*All the dinosaurs run away because I mog them all*
(I think im Jordan Barret)
(I have severe schizophrenia)

Skull mog

 

[quepasta]

*All the dinosaurs run away because I mog them all*
(I think im Jordan Barret)
(I have severe schizophrenia)

ok tiktokcel buddy

 

[sigma]

i’m getting an AR 15, a 12 gauge semi auto shotgun loaded with slugs, and one of those giant long rifles they hunt elephants with

plus frag grenades and shi

i would get a gas mask for myself and drop explosive gas bombs on the dinos using my ptero, while my spino chills in the water. the explosions will harm them and the gas will be deadly. they will be weak and pained. once the gas clears up my ptero and spino strike

 

[Nairod]

Yeah it's over man gonna die instantly

Yea ion think that would work tbh

 

[Clone]

i would get a gas mask for myself and drop explosive gas bombs on the dinos using my ptero, while my spino chills in the water. the explosions will harm them and the gas will be deadly. they will be weak and pained. once the gas clears up my ptero and spino strike

I should have added the Spinosaurus brother aegyptiacus it's 17ft and 7 tons and probably would be immune to gas and things because of where it lived

 

[Nairod]

I should have added the Spinosaurus brother aegyptiacus it's 17ft and 7 tons and probably would be immune to gas and things because of where it lived
View attachment 35100

All brain rot jokes aside. I don’t think this is possible tbh I think you might cooked either way

 

[Clone]

All brain rot jokes aside. I don’t think this is possible tbh I think you might cooked either way

Definitely

 

[Whitepill]

can bro even reach the trex's eyes? will bro be inside of its jaws when he starts scraping?

if i hide in the trees

 

[sigma]

if i hide in the trees

whitepill is another way to spell tarzan