popped my gym cherry today

[slopslinger]

vomited for the first time after wrapping up a superset (pullups did me in)

 

[sphenoid_torsion]

vomited for the first time after wrapping up a superset (pullups did me in)

absolute frigging clickbait I thought I was gonna get to hear the story of you losing your virginity on a machine

 

[Mandy?]

I was running from 6 people once and I went far and suddenly I needed to vomit cause I realized I ran faster than usual and drank a coke so then I hid and was stuck at a spot for 2 minutes throwing up constantly.

 

[slopslinger]

I was running from 6 people once and I went far and suddenly I needed to vomit cause I realized I ran faster than usual and drank a coke so then I hid and was stuck at a spot for 2 minutes throwing up constantly.

haha running from people is a different kind of adrenaline rush

 

[Stardust_]

vomited for the first time after wrapping up a superset (pullups did me in)

Are you okay

 

[Stardust_]

absolute frigging clickbait I thought I was gonna get to hear the story of you losing your virginity on a machine

How would that even happen

 

[slopslinger]

Are you okay

yeah I've thrown up hundreds of times for other reasons this is nothing new to me

 

[Stardust_]

yeah I've thrown up hundreds of times for other reasons this is nothing new to me

Please don’t overdo it

 

[slopslinger]

How would that even happen

in a home gym obv

 

[Stardust_]

in a home gym obv

I’m struggling to understand the link

 

[slopslinger]

Please don’t overdo it

I'm not about that life anymore

 

[slopslinger]

I’m struggling to understand the link

a home gym is perfect for fucking in

 

[Stardust_]

a home gym is perfect for fucking in

I haven’t tried it before

 

[sphenoid_torsion]

How would that even happen

Slopsinger does leg extensions
Chad walks in
Chad makes slopsinger get up
Chad get on machine
Chad makes Slopsinger sit on him
Slopsinger wants Chad in places he shouldnt
Chad inserts himself into slopsinger
Slopsinger reverse cowgirls his way to climax

That’s how.

 

[Stardust_]

Slopsinger does leg extensions
Chad walks in
Chad makes slopsinger get up
Chad get on machine
Chad makes Slopsinger sit on him
Slopsinger wants Chad in places he shouldnt
Chad inserts himself into slopsinger
Slopsinger reverse cowgirls his way to climax

That’s how.
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I didn’t realise he was gay

 

[berrymuffin]

The thread title gave me a boner come take care of this

 

[slopslinger]

Slopsinger does leg extensions
Chad walks in
Chad makes slopsinger get up
Chad get on machine
Chad makes Slopsinger sit on him
Slopsinger wants Chad in places he shouldnt
Chad inserts himself into slopsinger
Slopsinger reverse cowgirls his way to climax

That’s how.
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10/10 creative writing bru

 

[sphenoid_torsion]

I didn’t realise he was gay

girl how would ik if he was gay? He’s probs straight but i love yaoi haha

 

[sphenoid_torsion]

10/10 creative writing bru

thanks I’m considering writing .com smut lore

 

[slopslinger]

thanks I’m considering writing .com smut lore

bleak that this would actually be an improvement from the forums current state

 

[sphenoid_torsion]

bleak that this would actually be an improvement from the forums current state

.com quality post battle:

am i a good son? by adam

Or

slopsinger gets back blown out repeatedly by hernan drago (by sphenoid torsion)