pov: you are on a 30-second facetime call with clav

[snoblomov]

He smirks and says: "Impress me."

Poor Answer: Uh... I'm a huge fan! I work hard and... um... I admire you a lot. BORING. You're off the call.

Rich Answer: I solve problems before they break things. And I don't wait for permission. *Braden grins. Your heart's racing. You just earned your second chance.*

 

[Beatrice.]

He smirks and says: "Impress me."

Poor Answer: Uh... I'm a huge fan! I work hard and... um... I admire you a lot. BORING. You're off the call.

Rich Answer: I solve problems before they break things. And I don't wait for permission. *Braden grins. Your heart's racing. You just earned your second chance.*

Chatgpt help me to make a funny thread about clav

 

[Blackpillirony]

He smirks and says: "Impress me."

Poor Answer: Uh... I'm a huge fan! I work hard and... um... I admire you a lot. BORING. You're off the call.

Rich Answer: I solve problems before they break things. And I don't wait for permission. *Braden grins. Your heart's racing. You just earned your second chance.*

Richer answer : Do the helicopter in front of your computer to assert dominance against Clav as you dickmog him back to greycel status

 

[snoblomov]

Richer answer : Do the helicopter in front of your computer to assert dominance against Clav as you dickmog him back to greycel status

your heart thuds in your chest as you drop to your knees and fumble at his belt buckle, he chuckles under his breath and pushes you away, deftly unclasping it in seconds "let me take charge for once" he says with a voice as deep as velvet.