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-said every non-normie ever!, problem is what do we do if not a j*b? CHOOSE YOIR FIGHTER!!!11!
HOMELESS - what happens to most unemployed yanks/third worlders if they choose unemployment.
pros:
. no bills or nuffin.
. as free as you can really get without going out of civilisation.
. nice sun amounts.
cons:
. your fucking homeless.
. your prolly gonna get shanked (if your male) or shagged (if your female) or both if your a feminine male.
. your prolly gonna get addicted to shoving heroin up your butthole.
MUMS BASEMENT - the NEET classic.
pros:
. she wont ask for rent (until she does lol) so as long as you do a few chores your probably fine.
. chicken tendies cooked by your personal chef (mum).
. you can get fat and play league of legends/valorant/overwatch/marvel rivals/genshin impact/hoi4 all day, or moderate a discord/reddit page.... OR BOTH!.
cons:
. requires a basement and a mum willing to provide the basement.
. she might kick you out when you become such a FAT UNWASHED CHUDCEL she cant bare to even LOOK at your DISGUSTING body!.
. basement is cold.
POLYCULE - the libtard woeksissy way (ur a gotdang commie if u do dis)
pros:
. wholesome 100 reddit chungus.
. smashing le heckin patriarchy.
. uhhh you probably get to crack some hairy soyjak lookin mf on a weekly basis sooo yeah, great.
cons:
. you have to share your partners with like 5 other people and try to convince yourself your not a cuck.
. there prolly gonna ask you to help with rent.
. you need to be very woke for this to work out, and you should probably have a few niche weird fetishes too if you really wanna fit in.
THE WILDERNESS - chad primal option
pros:
. even more free then the homeless guy, no taxes or police out here boah.
. le heckin primal and chad masculine yeah, eat ur gon raw liver not chocolate.
. aura.
cons:
. no internet.
. might either freeze to death or get malaria depending on country.
. every disease known to man is gonna be in you.
CRIME - the option [BLANK] people often choose (fill in with your personal least favourite race/ethnicity)
pros:
. you'll have money without really working for it, unless you count this as a j*b.
. free shit!.
. aura.
cons:
. prison.
. getting fucked in the ass in prison.
. getting fucked in the ass by black dudes in prison showers after you drop the soap.
DISABILITY PAYMENTS - the other NEET classic, neetbux.
pros:
. free money
. free money
. free fuckin money
cons:
. u gotta be a retarded ass n***a
. no other cons
. seriously, thats the only con
BEING RICH - only an option if your a WASP or jewish
pros:
. your fuckin rich, dude.
. bugatti.
. expensive hookers.
cons:
. family might get pissed if you dont do anything with ur life.
. they might take away your fuckin... yamulke or whatever.
. they might sign you up for the IDF.
if u dnr this your an epstein diddyblud
HOMELESS - what happens to most unemployed yanks/third worlders if they choose unemployment.
pros:
. no bills or nuffin.
. as free as you can really get without going out of civilisation.
. nice sun amounts.
cons:
. your fucking homeless.
. your prolly gonna get shanked (if your male) or shagged (if your female) or both if your a feminine male.
. your prolly gonna get addicted to shoving heroin up your butthole.
MUMS BASEMENT - the NEET classic.
pros:
. she wont ask for rent (until she does lol) so as long as you do a few chores your probably fine.
. chicken tendies cooked by your personal chef (mum).
. you can get fat and play league of legends/valorant/overwatch/marvel rivals/genshin impact/hoi4 all day, or moderate a discord/reddit page.... OR BOTH!.
cons:
. requires a basement and a mum willing to provide the basement.
. she might kick you out when you become such a FAT UNWASHED CHUDCEL she cant bare to even LOOK at your DISGUSTING body!.
. basement is cold.
POLYCULE - the libtard woeksissy way (ur a gotdang commie if u do dis)
pros:
. wholesome 100 reddit chungus.
. smashing le heckin patriarchy.
. uhhh you probably get to crack some hairy soyjak lookin mf on a weekly basis sooo yeah, great.
cons:
. you have to share your partners with like 5 other people and try to convince yourself your not a cuck.
. there prolly gonna ask you to help with rent.
. you need to be very woke for this to work out, and you should probably have a few niche weird fetishes too if you really wanna fit in.
THE WILDERNESS - chad primal option
pros:
. even more free then the homeless guy, no taxes or police out here boah.
. le heckin primal and chad masculine yeah, eat ur gon raw liver not chocolate.
. aura.
cons:
. no internet.
. might either freeze to death or get malaria depending on country.
. every disease known to man is gonna be in you.
CRIME - the option [BLANK] people often choose (fill in with your personal least favourite race/ethnicity)
pros:
. you'll have money without really working for it, unless you count this as a j*b.
. free shit!.
. aura.
cons:
. prison.
. getting fucked in the ass in prison.
. getting fucked in the ass by black dudes in prison showers after you drop the soap.
DISABILITY PAYMENTS - the other NEET classic, neetbux.
pros:
. free money
. free money
. free fuckin money
cons:
. u gotta be a retarded ass n***a
. no other cons
. seriously, thats the only con
BEING RICH - only an option if your a WASP or jewish
pros:
. your fuckin rich, dude.
. bugatti.
. expensive hookers.
cons:
. family might get pissed if you dont do anything with ur life.
. they might take away your fuckin... yamulke or whatever.
. they might sign you up for the IDF.
if u dnr this your an epstein diddyblud
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