Real life GANDY heaven. (HIGHSCHOOLERS GTFIH)

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So we have all heard of Gandy heaven, and its thought to be metaphysical, but here is a way to get a taste of Gandy heaven while on earth.

(Works if your in highschool only)

To reach Gandy heaven, during highschool you must:

1. Ascend to minimum 6 foot hmtn in highschool (can compensate fo rheight or looks by raising the other.)
2. Academics max and put together a good college resume.

Then you apply to all the t20 colleges, and al it takes is one acceptance. Congrats, you are now in Gandy Heaven.

4 years of unemployment where you get to fuck around, party, and hookup with girls every night while still setting yourself up for status and money for life. A huge pot of high quality intelligent foids who will be hella freaky from having a rigorous reclusive highschool career grinding straight A's and the SAT.



- NudeSelfiesTilliDie