Requirements for a woman

[Mess]

Nothing, all women in my eyes are beautiful!

Spoiler

1. 5'6" exactly
2. Rich but humble
3. Owns a house, car, and private island (in my name)
4. Never gets mad (unless I am too)
5. Gives me space, but always available
6. Gamer girl, but not better than me
7. Laughs at all my jokes (especially the bad ones)
8. Cooks like a grandma, eats like a model
9. Wakes up perfect, no makeup
10. Natural beauty, but will get surgery if I ask
11. My female friends = okay, her male friends = red flag
12. Quotes Marvel, but hates when other men watch it
13. Reads books, never corrects my grammar
14. Makes six figures, has unlimited free time
15. No ex-boyfriends, but plenty of experience
16. Feminine, but not too girly
17. Submissive, but feminist when convenient
18. Bilingual, but only speaks when I think it’s cool
19. Gym rat, no gym selfies
20. Loves sports, only my teams
21. Never argues, but challenges me to be better
22. IQ 160, still lets me explain things
23. Good with money, lets me control it
24. Can drink like a champ, never too drunk
25. Hates reality TV, but knows all the drama
26. Owns a dog & cat, cat acts like a dog
27. Loves outdoors, never sweats
28. Deep conversations, but laughs at fart jokes
29. Can fix cars, never gets dirty
30. Loves me unconditionally, but will leave to teach me a lesson
31. Not a gold digger, but pays sometimes
32. Never complains, except for fun arguments
33. Always honest, but lies if I look bad
34. Good with kids, doesn’t expect me to parent
35. Doesn’t mind my phone, never distracted by hers
36. Knows how to fight, only defends my honor
37. Cooks 5-star meals, lets me grill like a man
38. Supports my hobbies, even if dumb
39. Accepts my flaws, constantly improving herself
40. Looks good in anything, especially when matching me

 

[Quncho]

Nothing, all women in my eyes are beautiful!

Spoiler

1. 5'6" exactly
2. Rich but humble
3. Owns a house, car, and private island (in my name)
4. Never gets mad (unless I am too)
5. Gives me space, but always available
6. Gamer girl, but not better than me
7. Laughs at all my jokes (especially the bad ones)
8. Cooks like a grandma, eats like a model
9. Wakes up perfect, no makeup
10. Natural beauty, but will get surgery if I ask
11. My female friends = okay, her male friends = red flag
12. Quotes Marvel, but hates when other men watch it
13. Reads books, never corrects my grammar
14. Makes six figures, has unlimited free time
15. No ex-boyfriends, but plenty of experience
16. Feminine, but not too girly
17. Submissive, but feminist when convenient
18. Bilingual, but only speaks when I think it’s cool
19. Gym rat, no gym selfies
20. Loves sports, only my teams
21. Never argues, but challenges me to be better
22. IQ 160, still lets me explain things
23. Good with money, lets me control it
24. Can drink like a champ, never too drunk
25. Hates reality TV, but knows all the drama
26. Owns a dog & cat, cat acts like a dog
27. Loves outdoors, never sweats
28. Deep conversations, but laughs at fart jokes
29. Can fix cars, never gets dirty
30. Loves me unconditionally, but will leave to teach me a lesson
31. Not a gold digger, but pays sometimes
32. Never complains, except for fun arguments
33. Always honest, but lies if I look bad
34. Good with kids, doesn’t expect me to parent
35. Doesn’t mind my phone, never distracted by hers
36. Knows how to fight, only defends my honor
37. Cooks 5-star meals, lets me grill like a man
38. Supports my hobbies, even if dumb
39. Accepts my flaws, constantly improving herself
40. Looks good in anything, especially when matching me

Looks like you have to gaymax now lil bro.

 

[PimpMyLoox]

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