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Ronaldo vs. Messi (Incel Edition)

Keep coping n*****s, Marlon mogs Archie to gandy heaven and back n***a. Marlon 2012 is better than Archie three-peat.
Come on man you have to agree benfica is a shit club

Like winning the Portuguese league is such a big deal, yeah right, it’s a Mickey Mouse trophy at best
 
Why are you JFLing me you know I’m right

Like what good player even came out of Benfica

Enzo Fernandes? He’s the absolute shits and I’m a chelshite fan

Benfica are a shambles of a club, filled with glory hunters for a tin pot league JFL
Dnr + check the table
 
Dnr + check the table
Bro come on man

Benfica is the absolute shits

Like they just got clattered by a financially struggling Barcelona who don’t have Messi to carry them anymore, jfl

Clown tier club
 
marlon and messi parallels:

- both the typical "ideal" archetype in their field (marlon is robust, messi small dribbler)
- both a lil autistic
- glazed by everyone
- dont gaf/pay attention to the person they're being compared to

that being said archie and ronaldo mog (im only backing archie because of my goat Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro)
 
marlon and messi parallels:

- both the typical "ideal" archetype in their field (marlon is robust, messi small dribbler)
- both a lil autistic
- glazed by everyone
- dont gaf/pay attention to the person they're being compared to

that being said archie and ronaldo mog (im only backing archie because of my goat Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro)
Marlon mogs anyways, @BimaxLaser can’t escape the marlonpill
 
Why are you JFLing me you know I’m right

Like what good player even came out of Benfica

Enzo Fernandes? He’s the absolute shits and I’m a chelshite fan

Benfica are a shambles of a club, filled with glory hunters for a tin pot league JFL
Ederson, Rui Costa, Oblak, Ruben Dias, Cancelo, bla, bla
 
Marlon mogs hard , has dimorphism and has an aesthetic physique

He has more access to the top percentile women with no doubt
 
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