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I was in 6th grade when this happened.
I was quiet a studious kid at that time so I had to take an extra class for smart kids.
The thing is I was not smart I just mugged up shit and passed my tests with high scores.
So on the first day the teacher told us to talk about a topic in a minute.
She gave me water .
I could have spoken about it but I cried in front of the whole class. .
Another day this teacher gave us trignometry shit to do and I was the only one who couldn’t do shit.
I cried again.
I have outgrown my sensitive self and become a sigma
 
I remember once I had dinner with some sausage that wasn’t fully cooked. Next day without realizing it, I started feeling sick at school, stomach pain and all. The school made it difficult for me to go home even though I was clearly ill, so I thought I decided to just push through. By the end of the day, about an hour or so before the final bell, I felt like I was going to throw up. I had to hand aome pqpers to the teacher, and guess what? I couldn’t hold it in any longer and threw up on his lap and the desk in front of the whole class. Fucked up time.
 
Fumbled the bag with a female classmate

Would have the opportunities multiple times, like litterally holding my hand & taking me away from the class group.

Just to focus on an another girl i never conclude with

Still frustrating and still regretting
 
Fumbled the bag with a female classmate

Would have the opportunities multiple times, like litterally holding my hand & taking me away from the class group.

Just to focus on an another girl i never conclude with

Still frustrating and still regretting
damn , you fumbled bad
 
I remember once I had dinner with some sausage that wasn’t fully cooked. Next day without realizing it, I started feeling sick at school, stomach pain and all. The school made it difficult for me to go home even though I was clearly ill, so I thought I decided to just push through. By the end of the day, about an hour or so before the final bell, I felt like I was going to throw up. I had to hand aome pqpers to the teacher, and guess what? I couldn’t hold it in any longer and threw up on his lap and the desk in front of the whole class. Fucked up time.
This is brutal
 
I remember once I had dinner with some sausage that wasn’t fully cooked. Next day without realizing it, I started feeling sick at school, stomach pain and all. The school made it difficult for me to go home even though I was clearly ill, so I thought I decided to just push through. By the end of the day, about an hour or so before the final bell, I felt like I was going to throw up. I had to hand aome pqpers to the teacher, and guess what? I couldn’t hold it in any longer and threw up on his lap and the desk in front of the whole class. Fucked up time.
Infront of the whole class , damn
 
I gooned too much
I feel like my other family members knew about my goonings
I gooned so often to porn and chit there was no doubt that id gotten discovered
my gooning days are behind me now, but the paranoia is still here
im moving on from letting this guilt consume me
 
I gooned too much
I feel like my other family members knew about my goonings
I gooned so often to porn and chit there was no doubt that id gotten discovered
my gooning days are behind me now, but the paranoia is still here
im moving on from letting this guilt consume me
Don't feel bad hopefully they never saw you do it
 
I gooned too much
I feel like my other family members knew about my goonings
I gooned so often to porn and chit there was no doubt that id gotten discovered
my gooning days are behind me now, but the paranoia is still here
im moving on from letting this guilt consume me
Damn.
Why is there a guilt though .
 
It happened in middle school. It was during lunch break I bought myself pizza piece with ketchup. I had to use the stairs bcs my room was 2 floors above the cafeteria. I ended up tripping on the stairs and the pizza flew from my hands right on top of my head. I don't think anyone saw that but I won't blame them if they'd laugh at that.

I also tripped on rug one time which sent me flying like a metre or two. I was skipping around.
 
It happened in middle school. It was during lunch break I bought myself pizza piece with ketchup. I had to use the stairs bcs my room was 2 floors above the cafeteria. I ended up tripping on the stairs and the pizza flew from my hands right on top of my head. I don't think anyone saw that but I won't blame them if they'd laugh at that.

I also tripped on rug one time which sent me flying like a metre or two. I was skipping around.
Damn bro
I wish I saw that
That’s like soemthing out of a cartoon
 
It happened in middle school. It was during lunch break I bought myself pizza piece with ketchup. I had to use the stairs bcs my room was 2 floors above the cafeteria. I ended up tripping on the stairs and the pizza flew from my hands right on top of my head. I don't think anyone saw that but I won't blame them if they'd laugh at that.

I also tripped on rug one time which sent me flying like a metre or two. I was skipping around.
Italians would crucify you for eating ketchup on your pizza.
 
In elementary school at some period we started playing a game were basically had to smack really hard anothers students lower back /ass and to avoid it you had to protect ur booty from that smack either by getting against a wall, sitting down.. whatever.
I was about to get my ass SMACK by this one boy seeking revenge!!But lucky me there was a table!! If only I sit on it fast enough.
Thing is it was a circular table with only one leg , and I sat on it so fast and hard I fell down and ended up with a smacked head instead.

The enddd
 

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