We all know pretty privilege is a thing, as it’s basically the end goal of looksmaxxing (looks are everything yada yada and so on), but what about the other side of the spectrum?
I’m tired of seeing down syndrome people and other general ‘tards get what they want all the time with such little effort, much like pretty people, and I think it’s time we take advantage of that.
By using what could functionally be considered looksminimizing, you can instead begin to “retardmaxx” or, “spedmaxx”.
By transforming yourself into a blubbering fat sack of lazy human shit that looks vaguely retarded, and doing your best to mimic the dialect of a sped person (“ahh “ehh” and “ohh” being the only 3 words you really need), you can have the privilege that you could have only dreamed of having if you were pretty.
When you finally finish your spedmaxxing, you’ll be able to be fed by other people, cared for by other people, and you won’t need to work another day in your life. The perfect existence. I’m also pretty sure if you’re sped enough they let you get off pretty easy with other stuff. Wanna call people slurs? you can probably get away with that.
All in all, if you can’t ever hope to have pretty privilege, just retardmaxx and you get the same result.
BEWARE: if you value: pussy, dick? (are females willing to retardmaxx? research needed), or any other sort of human affection, retardmaxxing will eliminate any chances of you getting laid. Just a warning.
I’m tired of seeing down syndrome people and other general ‘tards get what they want all the time with such little effort, much like pretty people, and I think it’s time we take advantage of that.
By using what could functionally be considered looksminimizing, you can instead begin to “retardmaxx” or, “spedmaxx”.
By transforming yourself into a blubbering fat sack of lazy human shit that looks vaguely retarded, and doing your best to mimic the dialect of a sped person (“ahh “ehh” and “ohh” being the only 3 words you really need), you can have the privilege that you could have only dreamed of having if you were pretty.
When you finally finish your spedmaxxing, you’ll be able to be fed by other people, cared for by other people, and you won’t need to work another day in your life. The perfect existence. I’m also pretty sure if you’re sped enough they let you get off pretty easy with other stuff. Wanna call people slurs? you can probably get away with that.
All in all, if you can’t ever hope to have pretty privilege, just retardmaxx and you get the same result.
BEWARE: if you value: pussy, dick? (are females willing to retardmaxx? research needed), or any other sort of human affection, retardmaxxing will eliminate any chances of you getting laid. Just a warning.
