tbh i wish i was born as a dog 🤔

[dipenhydramine]

life is so good for dogs

they get to sleep whenever
eat whenever
lots of affection
get to play all the time

perfect life

 

[Mandy?]

Yeah but you have a big chance of being a stray

 

[dipenhydramine]

Yeah but you have a big chance of being a stray

id take that risk

 

[vespertine]

what if you were owned by dog rapist darryl? i certainaly would not want to be a dog in that case

 

[Mandy?]

id take that risk

To be honest cat life is better. You have to go through the action of sitting or doing tricks for a treat,meanwhile I can sleep all day as a cat and wake up with a full bowl of food.

 

[dipenhydramine]

what if you were owned by dog rapist darryl? i certainaly would not want to be a dog in that case

thats also a risk im willing to take

and you dont know what sorta freak i am

 

[dipenhydramine]

. You have to go through the action of sitting or doing tricks for a treat,

but thats the fun but

 

[Mandy?]

and you dont know what sorta freak i am

I know it,saw it in the sheets

 

[dipenhydramine]

I know it,saw it in the sheets

 

[fashist]

I know it,saw it in the sheets

Am i missing out on something

 

[dipenhydramine]

Am i missing out on something

 

[Mandy?]

Am i missing out on something

 

[YourFavouriteUser]

Youre something of an abused dog yourself vro

 

[dipenhydramine]

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Am i missing out on something

 

[dipenhydramine]

Youre something of an abused dog yourself vro

why

 

[Tumor]

I wish I was born chad

 

[dipenhydramine]

I wish I was born chad

but you are

 

[Tumor]

but you are

I knew you were gonna say this

 

[dipenhydramine]

I knew you were gonna say this

cuz u know its tru

 

[Tumor]

cuz u know its tru

Thanks Ig