that time i saved my waifu from robbers in lyari karachi ^_^ (true story)

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sooo like, me and waifu-chan were walking in Lyari (scary place... robbers everywhere ughh >.<) and suddenly TWO BAD MEN came up like "phone nikal" and i was like "eeeehh?? () nooo!! my waifu is precious treasure nya~(^o^) i must protecc!!"

they tried to snatch her bag but i jumped in front like a magical girl transformation pose (w) and i shouted "NAAAA!!! tum waifu ko touch karoge to main tumhe meow-punch dunga!!" the robbers just stared like ??? is this guy okay.

waifu pulled my sleeve, whispered in urdu: "pagal ho gaye ho kya?? chupp karo!!" but i puffed up my chest like nyanyanya~~ (≥▽≤) and went, "main Karachi ka asli sherr hoon... actually nah, main Karachi ka billi hoon, meow~!!"

ek uncle ne balcony se cheekha: "oye beta bhaag jao, yeh mardenge tumhe!" but i was too busy wiggling my hands like cat paws uwu (づ3) づ、 robbers legit got uncomfortable, one even muttered "bhai chorri chhoro, yeh pagal hai." then they just left??? like full-on ran away???

i turned to waifu all dramatic like "see?? i protecc!!" and made my biggest uguu face ()*。she just sighed and said, "tum bohot hi bewakoof ho." but then she squeezed my hand and whispered, "mera bewakoof." nyahaha~(^o^)

 

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n*****s just be making thread for the sake of making threads ATP​

 

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n*****s just be making thread for the sake of making threads ATP​

True story >_<