Greetings fellow Democratic citizens of Super Earth.
Amidst the turmoil of our bleak existence in an appalling reality, there has been an ever-glowing beacon of warm hope. A chance to forget in the service of a greater purpose. A reliable source of truth and patriotism to distract us from being cucked, cheated on, mogged, and many more socialist anti-democratic ideas.
No, fellow Citizens of Super Earth, I am not talking about Jesus Christ...I AM TALKING ABOUT SPREADING MANAGED DEMOCRACY THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.
Never before has there been greater cope to help you forget your forced cuckoldry than now! Become a Helldiver and join a community of Super Earth's finest, free of thought, rational ideas, and critical thinking!
Among the ranks of the Helldivers there is no gender, no pronouns, no toxic lying girlfriends to cuck you right before Christmas, and no race. You can free your mind from intrusive un-patriotic thoughts like the woman you loved being railed by 2 other men behind your back!
Let Super Earth help process the trauma you experienced at the hands of your lying slut of an ex. You can unleash all your pent up rage on the socialist Automatons, tyrannical Terminids, and the ill-fated Illuminate with an arsenal of Super Earths finest warfare technology! Use the 500kg Bomb stratagem to blow those nasty bugs just like your attention whore ex and her sneaky links!
Become a Legend, Become an emotionally distressed incel with a Badass helmet, Become A HELLDIVER!
>>THIS MESSAGE IS APPROVED OF BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH<<
Amidst the turmoil of our bleak existence in an appalling reality, there has been an ever-glowing beacon of warm hope. A chance to forget in the service of a greater purpose. A reliable source of truth and patriotism to distract us from being cucked, cheated on, mogged, and many more socialist anti-democratic ideas.
No, fellow Citizens of Super Earth, I am not talking about Jesus Christ...I AM TALKING ABOUT SPREADING MANAGED DEMOCRACY THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.
Never before has there been greater cope to help you forget your forced cuckoldry than now! Become a Helldiver and join a community of Super Earth's finest, free of thought, rational ideas, and critical thinking!
Among the ranks of the Helldivers there is no gender, no pronouns, no toxic lying girlfriends to cuck you right before Christmas, and no race. You can free your mind from intrusive un-patriotic thoughts like the woman you loved being railed by 2 other men behind your back!
Let Super Earth help process the trauma you experienced at the hands of your lying slut of an ex. You can unleash all your pent up rage on the socialist Automatons, tyrannical Terminids, and the ill-fated Illuminate with an arsenal of Super Earths finest warfare technology! Use the 500kg Bomb stratagem to blow those nasty bugs just like your attention whore ex and her sneaky links!
Become a Legend, Become an emotionally distressed incel with a Badass helmet, Become A HELLDIVER!
>>THIS MESSAGE IS APPROVED OF BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH<<
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