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The fact that I go for both genders and still am alone

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Listen, pal, you just stood up in the middle of the speakeasy and announced you'll always be a virgin like it's your life's mission statement?

Most fellas at least pretend they've got a shot before they hang the "permanently closed" sign on the bedroom door.

You? You're out here handin' out lifetime celibacy memberships like they're free samples at the five-and-dime.

Keep dreamin' big, champ. Meanwhile the rest of us will be over here actually talkin' to dames instead of declarin' defeat to a room fulla strangers. Better luck in the next life, Romeo. This one's clearly booked solid.
 
Be positive, it’s not you having no play with both genders, it’s both genders not having play with you, because you’re out of they’re league and they know that one person will come that matches you in every way
 
thats the fate of being indian
 
LaWi said:
Be positive, it’s not you having no play with both genders, it’s both genders not having play with you, because you’re out of they’re league and they know that one person will come that matches you in every way
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LaWi said:
Be positive, it’s not you having no play with both genders, it’s both genders not having play with you, because you’re out of they’re league and they know that one person will come that matches you in every way
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