The only reason my gf is still with me is because I mak her laugh with the outlandish things I do

[Thekid]

It’s like she’s pity fucking me

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Or maybe .. its because she really loves u

 

[Deleted Member 61353]

She's fucking with you to fuck with you just so that she can fuck you over

Tell her to fuck off or your gonna fucking flip out and fuck her off yourself

 

[Thekid]

Or maybe .. its because she really loves u

I doubt it

 

[Thekid]

She's fucking with you to fuck with you just so that she can fuck you over

Tell her to fuck off or your gonna fucking flip put and fuck her

She has soft hands and says kind things to me

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I doubt it

Arm scratching means you're married

 

[Thekid]

Arm scratching means you're married

She pmos sometimes

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

She pmos sometimes

Why bro

 

[Thekid]

Why bro

Cause she doesn’t let me sleep on the floor like a cowboy. I can only do it in the day

No joke either it’s a certified pmo

 

[nihilist]

a girl wouldn't stay with a man just because hes funny, she loves you

 

[Thekid]

a girl wouldn't stay with a man just because hes funny, she loves you

i hope this is true

 

[Darkeningstar]

Over for your jester ass

 

[Thekid]

Over for your jester ass

Legit