The TRUE ideal relationship

[The cat from The Matrix]

@parakiss 6'9 AND dragon shifter??

 

[parakiss]

OMG you saw this , she’s got a whole roster

 

[g4rl1c]

wolf girl deservemaxxed. he's a dragon shifter

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

OMG you saw this , she’s got a whole roster

Yes why is it the same chick gotta be a self insert

 

[parakiss]

Yes why is it the same chick gotta be a self insert

the “touch starved” makes it obvious, the author hasn’t been dicked down in a while

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

the “touch starved” makes it obvious, the author hasn’t been dicked down in a while

Her and Colleen hoover should collab ... it would make WAVES

 

[parakiss]

Her and Colleen hoover should collab ... it would make WAVES

if they do I WILL be tuned in

 

[g4rl1c]

This has to be rage bait. This girl still works at denny's but she rides motor bikes now. what the actual fuck.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

This has to be rage bait. This girl still works at denny's but she rides motor bikes now. what the actual fuck.

Average life of a stacy

 

[97baHater]

34-25 is lowk perfect age difference it’d be better if it was 40-25 but ye

 

[rand anon]

Prank war

 

[TonyDr]

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@parakiss 6'9 AND dragon shifter??

"Women don't have delulu standards"

also women

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

"Women don't have delulu standards"

also women

This is bare minimum, marshmallow..

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

34-25 is lowk perfect age difference it’d be better if it was 40-25 but ye

What teen magazine did u get that from hmm

 

[Deleted member 57571]

 

[TonyDr]

This is bare minimum, marshmallow..

"under 6'9 you're a manlet"

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

"under 6'9 you're a manlet"

100%

 

[N30N]

Borderline manlet in '25

 

[N30N]

Its not even funny that foids think they deserve this.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Its not even funny that foids think they deserve this.

Hunny we do after a long day of complaining that calorie deficit doesn't work even tho I drink a 3000 cal latte in the morning and looking at doggos I NEED my dragon shifter hunk

 

[N30N]

Hunny we do after a long day of complaining that calorie deficit doesn't work even tho I drink a 3000 cal latte in the morning and looking at doggos I NEED my dragon shifter hunk

Over

 

[parakiss]

it’d be better if it was 40-25 but ye

that's gross ngl, I don't want to get w a baby daddy

 

[parakiss]

Its not even funny that foids think they deserve this.

there's a reason it's fantasy, it's what we want but know we can't have

 

[TonyDr]

I don't want to get w a baby daddy

REAL women don't mind raising an another man's kid

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

that's gross ngl, I don't want to get w a baby daddy

What if he's budding silverfox hot ceo, you're the company's clumsy intern and he has a keen interest in you despite being reserved and cold to others

 

[N30N]

What if he's budding silverfox hot ceo, you're the company's clumsy intern and he has a keen interest in you despite being reserved and cold to others

 

[parakiss]

What if he's budding silverfox hot ceo, you're the company's clumsy intern and he has a keen interest in you despite being reserved and cold to others

I can always make exceptions

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

 

[Deleted member 57685]

6'4 man + 5'9 woman couple mogs

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

@parakiss how does it keep getting better..

 

[parakiss]

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@parakiss how does it keep getting better..

he looks like chris hemsworth

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

he looks like chris hemsworth

Did we discover the key... the ultimate man. The 10/10... it's chris.

 

[parakiss]

Did we discover the key... the ultimate man. The 10/10... it's chris.

he brutally mogs his brothers

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

he brutally mogs his brothers

Mogger of the month award goes to ...

 

[parakiss]

Mogger of the month award goes to ...

only valid blonde man

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

only valid blonde man

Dark haired men r supreme but the weak minds of this forum are not ready to hear that yet

 

[Deleted member 42538]

what is going on

 

[parakiss]

Dark haired men r supreme but the weak minds of this forum are not ready to hear that yet

exactlyy ppl here are too brainwashed

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

what is going on

Go with the flow hun

 

[N30N]

only valid blonde man

It's so fucking over.

 

[N30N]

Dark haired men r supreme but the weak minds of this forum are not ready to hear that yet

Officially over for blondcels

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Officially over for blondcels

Its never over bro

 

[parakiss]

It's so fucking over.

just chris hemsworthmaxx bhai

 

[neymar]

Stop

 

[ey88]

I’m lowkey Slade

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I’m lowkey Slade

Finding it hard to believe you smell like toasted marshmallow and "prank war"

 

[N30N]

Its never over bro

Ik I'm actually chatting. It's not over for me at all, I'm a volcel. My point is men with blond hair are universally less attractive, therefore I'm at a disadvantage.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Ik I'm actually chatting. It's not over for me at all, I'm a volcel. My point is men with blond hair are universally less attractive, therefore I'm at a disadvantage.

Really? I feel like they are universally MORE attractive from what I've seen i thought brunette men were at a disadvantage since brown/black hair is just so common

 

[N30N]

Really? I feel like they are universally MORE attractive from what I've seen i thought brunette men were at a disadvantage since brown/black hair is just so common

Dark hair is more attractive, it's more masculine, and I've heard tons of ridicule thrown at blond men in my life (including me). Dark hair is always more attractive on men, so either be a good looking blond guy, or go home.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Dark hair is more attractive, it's more masculine, and I've heard tons of ridicule thrown at blond men in my life (including me). Dark hair is always more attractive on men, so either be a good looking blond guy, or go home.

Where the fuck are you living where you're getting made fun of for being blond like im not calling you a liar but I've never even heard of this before. The only time I've heard blond people get ridiculed is females.

Go to a third world country and as long as you're blond they won't care what your face looks like Jfl