Serious The true reason why I moved to Europe

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

Cause when ur 18 in Brazil u have to do a year of military service and it’s not even cool shit with guns cause Brazil doesn’t even go to war it’s mostly just construction work for corrupt politicians

Luckily my grandpa was a orphan Nazi so I got free passport and fucked off to the motherland fuck samba fuck football and fuck big booty Latina

Now if I ever go back to Brazil I have to pay a fine and swear oath in front of the flag or some BS

 

[TonyDr]

Luckily my grandpa was a orphan Nazi

Huh

and fuck big booty Latina

I'm warning you for that sacrilège

 

[Ghoultune]

Cause when ur 18 in Brazil u have to do a year of military service and it’s not even cool shit with guns cause Brazil doesn’t even go to war it’s mostly just construction work for corrupt politicians

Luckily my grandpa was a orphan Nazi so I got free passport and fucked off to the motherland fuck samba fuck football and fuck big booty Latina

Now if I ever go back to Brazil I have to pay a fine and swear oath in front of the flag or some BS

I didn’t Know you were Brazillian wow

Please come to USA

 

[Ghoultune]

Come to USA

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

Huh


I'm warning you for that sacrilège

Unironically the story of my grandpa is after ww2 he was orphaned and some polish guy adopted him and other orphans

Technically I’m not even Polish I have a Polish last name but that’s just because my grandpas real parents died but he was German he considered himself German at least spoke more German than Polish at home

So if his parents died during ww2 they were probably Nazis

 

[Vikramaditya]

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

I didn’t Know you were Brazillian wow

Please come to USA

I was in Florida before

 

[Bananachip]

I was in Florida before

Gross

 

[Inanimate Pragmatist]

Cause when ur 18 in Brazil u have to do a year of military service and it’s not even cool shit with guns cause Brazil doesn’t even go to war it’s mostly just construction work for corrupt politicians

Luckily my grandpa was a orphan Nazi so I got free passport and fucked off to the motherland fuck samba fuck football and fuck big booty Latina

Now if I ever go back to Brazil I have to pay a fine and swear oath in front of the flag or some BS

Service is not that horrid. Depends where you go for service.

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

Service is not that horrid. Depends where you go for service.

Yeah it wasn’t just cause of that I was also like if I have this double passport I might as well use it and go to Europe for a while not like I need a visa or anything I was basically always a citizen