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I'm driving around town in my 1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham (with leaded fuel) listening to Beethoven's Symphony No. 9, littering 5 AA batteries every 200 meters or so. I stop at red-light, where i see a (rather rude) person staring at me intensely from their car. So i pull out my .500 S&W Magnum handgun loaded with hollow-point bullets & turn their head into modern art. I then pull into a random persons driveway, and use the LRAD-500X sonic weapon mounted atop my car's roof to deafen them, because i can
 

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