32yearoldcel
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To pee, or not to pee: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the bladder to suffer
The urges and discomforts of a full bladder,
Or to take arms against a sea of porcelain
And by urinating end them. To pee: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The aching and the thousand natural discomforts
That the bladder is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To pee, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of sleep, what relief may come
When we have shuffled off this full sensation,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes our bladder ache so long;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of thirst,
The long waits by the door, the awkward shifting,
The pangs of discomfort in holding on,
The painful endurance and the feeling of doom,
When one could simply relieve oneself
Whether 'tis nobler in the bladder to suffer
The urges and discomforts of a full bladder,
Or to take arms against a sea of porcelain
And by urinating end them. To pee: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The aching and the thousand natural discomforts
That the bladder is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To pee, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of sleep, what relief may come
When we have shuffled off this full sensation,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes our bladder ache so long;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of thirst,
The long waits by the door, the awkward shifting,
The pangs of discomfort in holding on,
The painful endurance and the feeling of doom,
When one could simply relieve oneself
