today I IOImaxxed

[slopslinger]

i made prolonged eyecontact for 2 femtoseconds with my 1.8 fwhr 6.5 psl oneitis. i made sure to SQUINTMAXX and huntered my eyes down into oblivion achieving negative UEE. heavy clenching ascended me 1.602176634*10^-19 PSL points via masseter hypertrophy aka SQUIRELLMODE

ROUTINE (to increase foids iois) :
jaw jutting
mewing hard with the back third pressing to achieve INSANE MAXILLA GAINS 1mm/day
chin tucking, tongue sweeping using Salludon's Lemma
squintmaxxing to achieve gandy tier orbital area
/frauding/ cheek area by sucking to hollow the cheeks and expose ogee curve
use little knife to cut top of upper lip to increase cupids bow for CUPIDMAXXING
apply ice on UEE to hunter down eyes
BONESMASHING
basically overdose on every existing vitamin HGH testosterone sarms tren
THIS PLAN ASCENDS IOICELS BY +2 NANOSECONDS OF EYECONTACT AND UNMOGGABLE AMOUNTS OF PSL POINTS
/itsover/ for <7psl <6'3 manlets ioicels wristcels gymcels coping


imagine a normie reading this

 

[slopslinger]

bimp

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

i made prolonged eyecontact for 2 femtoseconds with my 1.8 fwhr 6.5 psl oneitis. i made sure to SQUINTMAXX and huntered my eyes down into oblivion achieving negative UEE. heavy clenching ascended me 1.602176634*10^-19 PSL points via masseter hypertrophy aka SQUIRELLMODE

ROUTINE (to increase foids iois) :
jaw jutting
mewing hard with the back third pressing to achieve INSANE MAXILLA GAINS 1mm/day
chin tucking, tongue sweeping using Salludon's Lemma
squintmaxxing to achieve gandy tier orbital area
/frauding/ cheek area by sucking to hollow the cheeks and expose ogee curve
use little knife to cut top of upper lip to increase cupids bow for CUPIDMAXXING
apply ice on UEE to hunter down eyes
BONESMASHING
basically overdose on every existing vitamin HGH testosterone sarms tren
THIS PLAN ASCENDS IOICELS BY +2 NANOSECONDS OF EYECONTACT AND UNMOGGABLE AMOUNTS OF PSL POINTS
/itsover/ for <7psl <6'3 manlets ioicels wristcels gymcels coping


imagine a normie reading this

The fact I understand this proves something is very wrong with me.

 

[ey88]

Why did I read it all?

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

Why did I read it all?

There’s something very wrong with you.

 

[ey88]

There’s something very wrong with you.

Water

 

[slopslinger]

There’s something very wrong with you.

For every jfl @ey88 maxilla advance backward 1mm

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

Water

You and me both, pal.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

SQUINTMAXX and huntered my eyes down into oblivion

ROUTINE (to increase foids iois) :
jaw jutting
mewing hard with the back third pressing to achieve INSANE MAXILLA GAINS 1mm/day
chin tucking, tongue sweeping using Salludon's Lemma
squintmaxxing to achieve gandy tier orbital area
/frauding/ cheek area by sucking to hollow the cheeks and expose ogee curve
apply ice on UEE to hunter down eyes
BONESMASHING

i think ive done all of these unironically throughout my lifetime

 

[slopslinger]

i think ive done all of these unironically throughout my lifetime

gyms bro... gyms

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

gyms bro... gyms

i jus gua sha the fat off

 

[slopslinger]

i jus gua sha the fat off

shhhh ur spilling the secret .com techniques

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

i made prolonged eyecontact for 2 femtoseconds with my 1.8 fwhr 6.5 psl oneitis. i made sure to SQUINTMAXX and huntered my eyes down into oblivion achieving negative UEE. heavy clenching ascended me 1.602176634*10^-19 PSL points via masseter hypertrophy aka SQUIRELLMODE

ROUTINE (to increase foids iois) :
jaw jutting
mewing hard with the back third pressing to achieve INSANE MAXILLA GAINS 1mm/day
chin tucking, tongue sweeping using Salludon's Lemma
squintmaxxing to achieve gandy tier orbital area
/frauding/ cheek area by sucking to hollow the cheeks and expose ogee curve
use little knife to cut top of upper lip to increase cupids bow for CUPIDMAXXING
apply ice on UEE to hunter down eyes
BONESMASHING
basically overdose on every existing vitamin HGH testosterone sarms tren
THIS PLAN ASCENDS IOICELS BY +2 NANOSECONDS OF EYECONTACT AND UNMOGGABLE AMOUNTS OF PSL POINTS
/itsover/ for <7psl <6'3 manlets ioicels wristcels gymcels coping


imagine a normie reading this

Ramblings of a diagnosed schitzofrenic