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Serious Urgent message for Seth Moulton!

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Seth Moulton, U.S representative for Massachusetts' 6th congressional district, must listen. The Jimmy Johns on 1 Harborside Drive, Boston has been taken over by a nephilim cabal working in connection with the Babylonian brotherhood, in which the Jimmy Johns' employees are all 9 feet tall and are covered in layers of dense scales with deep chanting and a tribal drum beat coming from the bathroom. Mr Moulton, this is a matter of public health and human safety. The Jimmy Johns nephilim cabal are ferreting copious amounts of Jimmy Johns signature kicking ranch sauce to Exxon CEO Darren Woods who immerses himself in vats of the sauce twice a week to improve his skins hydration, prevent eye bagging, and achieve total immortality and full mastery of the mortal plane. The sauce is loaded into cement trucks, and driven into a secure facility 30 miles east of the Aravaca Junction, Arizona. Mr Moulton, you must fly to Aravaca and unscrew the caps off of the cement trucks to expose the employees of Jimmy Johns at 1 Harborside Drive.

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